Brag about not having kids

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by BurningSkies, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    This thread:
    ...would have you believe that kids are the best things ever. But what some of us know, is that NOT having kids can be pretty awesome too! How about bragging about all the things YOU can do that you couldn't, if you had kids!

    We often go away for spur of the moment weekend trips. Or go out to dinner without ever needing a sitter. Cocktails can be had all week long if you want!

    ...don't even mention that we don't have to lock our bedroom door, or even close it for that matter. Besides, sleeping in is pretty sweet. :D
  2. Nope, can't do it. Having kids IS great - if you make good ones.
  3. ko stradivarius

    ko stradivarius

    Aug 14, 2006
    St. Louis
    Im 46, never been married, and no kids. I consider my basses as my kids.
    I love being able to do what I want when I want. I took off on a 10 day, 3000 mile solo motorcycle trip last summer. ......because I could.
    My current girlfriend has two adopted special needs kids so im in the midst of a 180. ....I still get to do (mostly) what I want.
    I still have to shut the bathroom door when im at my house. If I dont my dog sits there and stares at me!
  4. Casting Thunder

    Casting Thunder

    Oct 7, 2012
    Think about all the gear you could buy for the price of college...
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    A great perspective will come from someone who had kids, and they have now grown up and moved out.

  6. ko stradivarius

    ko stradivarius

    Aug 14, 2006
    St. Louis
    Exactly. I'm saving a kid the heartache of not being able to go to college. :)
  7. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Do you tell them you love them and kiss them goodnight?
  8. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I have a full assortment of weekends and weeknights to do as I please after work, and with more disposable income due to having only the expenses that my girlfriend and I incur.
  9. Stewie26

    Stewie26 Supporting Member

    Note: I had just posted this over on the "Brag about your kids" thread but may be better here in this newer thread.
    My wife and I elected not have kids many years ago. So we always have had a dog instead. So here is my brag.
    Our current rescue dog, "Lucky" has never crapped or pissed in the house, never chewed anything up, never has said" I hate you, I hate you," is always glad to hang with mom and dad, is always excited to see me when I get home. He is fixed so I don't have worry about him getting some female pregnant. Does not do drugs. Requires no cell phone, never ask for the car keys and I don't have to send him to college. All in all, my wife are very happy with our lives without kids. We would do it over the same if given the chance


    Fender Mia 2010 J Bass, Mia 92' P Bass Plus Deluxe, Mia 73' Telecaster Bass, 2011 Gibson SG Bass and Yamaha beater bass.
  10. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    We're going to send my wife back to college rather than sending kids.

    ...we also have a white carpet in the living room without any fear.
  11. StevieMac

    StevieMac Supporting Member

    Mar 17, 2005
    Vancouver, BC


    My wife and I have been together almost 27 years now and we chose not to have kids. It’s not for everyone but we couldn’t be happier with our decision. The freedom is wonderful and there’s always cash available for a new bass when the GAS hits.
  12. bkbirge


    Jun 25, 2000
    Houston, TX
    Endorsing Artist: Steak n Shake
    Slaps 'em and chokes their necks.
  13. the only one from the OP that actually applies is not having to lock the bedroom door. try harder.
  14. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    The nanny looks after the kids while you're out and about I suppose? ;)

    Are they older? We don't have a lock on our liquor cabinet either. I've never had to buy any of the cheap plastic crap that's all over the houses of my friends and family with kids.

    We also rarely get colds, flu or 'stomach bugs'.
  15. bass geetarist

    bass geetarist

    Jul 29, 2013
    I'm a sad old spinster man with no kids. Still find it hard to get enough time to work on music projects, but this would be harder with kids. Fortunately, many of my friends have kids, so I can pop by, make em giggle, feel fulfilled, and leave my friends to do all the dirty work (cleaning, discipline...)
  16. lilcrate

    lilcrate Tortdaddy

    Sep 9, 2013
    St. Louis
    I do what I want, when I want. I have disposable income. I have way more time to jam than my friends that have children. I walk around the house naked. Sex anytime, door open, no interruptions. I never have to worry about not meeting my own personal parental expectations.

    When my nieces come over I have to really try hard not to cus. Then when they start fighting, it gets so annoying I want to shoot myself. But I do love them and would love to have kids of my own despite all that, but I'll just stick with my nieces and a couple dogs lol.
  17. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    We have a ton of fun with the kids of our friends and/or other family. They're an awesome blast right up to the time they get cranky and tired, then we leave. :)
  18. PAC

    PAC Banned

    Nov 22, 2013
    I don't have ANY regrets about our family. I don't want to start a war here, but If you could not have kids, that's one issue. If you did it to have a good time, I hope you don't regret it later in life, after the parties over.


  19. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    Ah, the parental high road guilt trip!

    Can you define 'later in life'.
  20. take your kids.
    watch your kids
    wash your hands.