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Breeding Fender Jazz Basses

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Engine207, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Engine207

    Engine207 Losing faith in humanity...one call at a time.

    Jul 10, 2008
    Higley, AZ
    If I left these two alone for a few hours, I wonder how big a litter they would have. Does anyone know how long before the little ones can be sold off? Also, what are the chances of a non-sunburst/black? Is a maple fretboard even possible?

  2. WoodyG3


    May 6, 2003
    Colorado, USA
    Maple fretboard is a recessive trait, so it's possible. ;)

    Don't forget to give the babies their shots before you sell them off!!!

  3. Put the bong down.
  4. Square


    Apr 9, 2012
    Dude. You're sick. A four string and a five string? That's just going against the laws of nature. You are headed straight for H-E double toothpicks if you don't change your ways.
  5. I want an albino 5'er.
  6. rickdog

    rickdog Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2010
    Mutts are always the best :D

    But, umm, how can I put this delicately? I think they're having a good time, but unlikely to produce offspring.... :bag:
  7. Eggman

    Eggman Supporting Member

    Dec 3, 2004
    Denver, Colorado
    Thanks for that, I just spit beer on my iPad.
  8. I think they're both girls.
  9. Is the one on the bottom a "69"?
  10. Audiophage


    Jan 9, 2005
    I think it'll create an inbred looking 4.5 string banjo looking thing.
  11. Be careful they're not related, or the dreaded...

    phase cancellation:eek:
  12. You'll wind up with a short scale and only one pickup.
  13. Nev375


    Nov 2, 2010
    It's depraved indiscriminate acts like these that have caused the recent explosion of ukuleles in this world.

    OH! I weep for the future generations and may god forgive us for not teaching our basses better morals!

    What will we see next? Steinbergers with EB-O's together? Male output jacks? Oh it just sickens me!
  14. Engine207

    Engine207 Losing faith in humanity...one call at a time.

    Jul 10, 2008
    Higley, AZ
    Looks like Nev's right...


    I think the little four-string is latched on to the straplock, nursing. Family is such a wonderful thing...
  15. Lawkeeper


    Mar 12, 2011
    The Netherlands
    You guys are wack ;)

    But this is technically impossible, as all Jazzes are female. I'm guessing the fiver is a cross-dressing Precision.
  16. SDMFJay


    Jan 27, 2011
    judging by the color of the lil one, I think maybe they should go on the Maury show and find out who the real father is.
  17. GBassNorth


    Dec 23, 2006
    I think I spotted their cousins hanging out in my bar and necking! OMG, what's this world coming to!
    And of all things, another 4 and 5 string shacking up! If Leo only knew.

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