Bret Michaels, not again!

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  1. Surly

    Surly

    Feb 2, 2007
    South Florida
    So I'm flipping the channels and I see yet another Rock of Love. I really thought this crap ended! Bret doesn't like the women who bought Poision albums back in the 80's anymore. Good thing there's all these young ones willing to embarass themselves on television. I'd rather watch Maki's show.
     
  2. The first of this genre of shows (Flavor of Love) was the only one that held my attention past the first commercial.
    It seems the women who come out for these shows just get sluttier and uglier and its gotten to the point where every
    episode is like a rerun. Everyone gets trashed and someone gets a plate thrown at their head and everyone cries and complains.

    Bring Flav back and I MIGHT watch it, but I think the rest have kind of ruined it for me.

    And true that to watching Makis show, I DVR it.
     
  3. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Inactive

    Nov 8, 2007
    Maine/Vermont
    I was kind of hoping they'd make a spin-off with Leonard Nimoy and call it


    Spock Of Love
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  4. now THAT would be entertaining.
     
  5. tycobb73

    tycobb73

    Jul 23, 2006
    Grand Rapids MI
    Let's look at Bret's view:

    I get to sleep with 25 slutty women and make money while doing it.
     
  6. Spector_Ray

    Spector_Ray

    Aug 8, 2004
    Texas
    Let's look at the girls' view:

    I get my face on tv and maybe I'll get "discovered" by Heff or some other sugar daddy and live on easy street for the rest of my life. It's a win-win situation!
     
  7. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Bret Michaels was just a pretty face. Now he doesn't even have that anymore.

    I think a petition should be drafted to make him permanently remove all head coverings for all future public appearances.
     
  8. I'd sign it.
     
  9. scottyd

    scottyd Commercial User

    Nov 17, 2006
    Waco Tx
    Builder/owner Redeemer Basses
    Gotta wonder whats under that do rag!
     
  10. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    "My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer."

    -Bret Michaels
     
  11. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Inactive

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    What exactly are these shows about?
     
  12. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
  13. Well at least he looks better than THIS guy!

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  14. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    i thought it was awesome when, in last week's episode, one of the girls is caught on a cellphone, saying that she doesn't respect bret as a person, he wears extensions, and, in so many words, is ugly. (have you seen how much make up he uses!!!?!)

    i honestly don't understand how all the other girls haven't been caught saying that. i wish the girl just admitted to saying it because, well, it's the truth! :D

    like always, i'm rooting for the seemingly decent girls to get eliminated so they don't have to have the misfortune of "winning."
     
  15. J. Crawford

    J. Crawford Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2008
    PA
    Flavor of Maki.

    Rock of Maki.

    I Love Maki.

    None of the about have that ring about it...
     
  16. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    I heard today he is coming to the big casino in this area where all the has-beens play. The gig is in May, right after Pat Benatar, but before Rick Springfield. I wonder if he is dragging along his stable of ho's with him.

    -Mike
     
  17. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    pretty sure the series has been taped for a while now.
     
  18. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Maybe so, but you know there is going to be a Rock of Love IV next. :D

    -Mike
     
  19. selfblessed

    selfblessed

    Dec 29, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    This happened to me last night and I puked a little in my mouth. Now it could have been the 20 Sparks that I downed after my 30 mile bike ride. Im not sure.
     
  20. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Inactive

    Nov 8, 2007
    Maine/Vermont
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    VH1's Cock Of Love?
     
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