I'd like to announce, the day that Brett Favre signs with the Minnesota Viqueens, I will be holding a jersey burning ceremony in my back yard. Beer and cigars will be served. On the fire menu, one white authentic Packers #4 Jersey, one green replica Packers #4 jersey, and one green authentic Jets Jersey, #4. The preceding items will be doused with lighter fluid, and sent up as black smoke. After that time, I will never speak the name "Favre", in any other but a negative fashion. Traitors will no longer be referred to as "Benedict Arnold", but will now be known as "Brett Favre". If Brett actually retires, and does not associate himself with the hated cheating thieving love boat sailing whizzinator carrying ugly a$$ purple pukes from MN, all will be forgiven.