Bumper sticker

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Camel_spit, Sep 29, 2002.

  1. Hey, people, I saw a pretty funny bumper sticker on a van the other day, you've probably all heard it before and it's not original, but it still gave me laugh: 'Like most musicians you are following the bass player.'
  2. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    There was a guy on my block who had all these guitarist stickers on his truck. here's some of them
    "Slam the whammy"
    "solo time"
    "guitar the only REAL instrument"

    i believe those were the ones he had. Well someone made a sticker that said
    "My solo jamming makes up for my 2 man stroke"
    or something like that. it was really funny
  3. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    I hate bumper stickers. Messes up the car and takes people's attention away from the driving. :cool:
  4. I have a bumper sticker on my flightcase. It says:

    'Save a Cow: Eat a Vegetarian"

  5. slade


    Apr 5, 2001
    How about "Bass Players Do It Deeper"
    Always speak the truth...
  6. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    "I Support Your Right To Arm Bears"

    "Gun Control Means Using Both Hands"

    "Guns Don't Kill People, Disgruntled Postal Workers Do"

    "PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals"

    I don't put them on my car, but I put them on my cases.
  7. You are so right, sir. That hat I bought from your site gets more positive feedback... :) And the sticker looks GOOOOOD on the back window of my truck.
  8. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB

    Jan 28, 2001
    New York
    "Dont steal. The government hates competition."
  9. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Ass, Gas, or Grass: No one rides for free
  10. Atheism is a Non-Prophet organization.
  11. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    "Quit Honking At Me...I'm Trying To Use The Phone!"

    "My Other Car Is In Your Wife's Driveway."

    "Bass Players Do It With Their Fingers."

    "Bassists Have Bigger Instruments."

    "Don't Laugh, It's Paid For. Well, Almost."

    "What Time Does Mom Want The Beamer Back?"

    :D :D :D

    Remember where you heard 'em, people.
  12. Bandwagon Patriot, loving America since 9-11-02.
  13. ashton


    Jan 4, 2001
    "normal people worry me"
    "my karma ran over my dogma"
    "it aint fries its fu(k!ng chips" (rodney rude, aust commedian)

    My sister has "truck.....what truck" on the back of her car....second car....2 accidents both with trucks in her first car.

    My parents own a vinyl sticker company so we can make up any stickers that we want.

    Interesting story #357
    the QLD police force wants higher pay, of course they cannot go on strike for anarchy would rule and i would be crowned king....anyway so the cops have a sticker on the back of their car saying
    "Its criminal how low Queensland police are paid."

    now someone has gone along and with the help of a black marker pen they have made 4 million or so Queenslanders happy....dont get me??
    "Its criminal how low Queensland police are."

    also if any other Australians know the "which bank"...the commonwealth bank stickers then they might like the "which bank...theyre all ba$tard$".

    its the small things that count.
  14. Another sticker, unoriginal but I like it:
    Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink.

    Interesting story #358
    my friend's uncle works at commonwealth bank media/image team, and he actually made up (trademarked? copyrighted?) that 'which bank' slogan...i hate it, everyone hates it, and he probably does too, but he's made a fair bit of money from it...lucky ba$tard.
  15. monkeybassist


    Oct 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    Endorsed by Ampeg, DR strings, strong relationship with Surine basses
    I saw a great bumper sticker the other day, not bass-related, but funny as hell.
  16. 2 of my favorites

    "I Fling Poo"
    "Avoid Hangovers. Stay Drunk"
  17. Bessie


    Aug 11, 2002
  18. barroso


    Aug 16, 2000
    "Give ugly chicks a chance"
  19. ashton


    Jan 4, 2001
    i once saw in a movie a guy had "old women make me wet" on the side of his car, i think his neighbour wrote it there or something.

    interesting story #359
    this was all registered copyrights so you now in fact owe me alot of carrotts. :D

  20. I just saw this on the way back from lunch -- it made me cry it was so beautiful! :)

    "If @ssholes could fly, this place would be an airport"