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CABLES! WHAT THE hello?

Discussion in 'For Sale: Parts, Strings, and Accessories' started by SpankyPants, Mar 16, 2008.


  1. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    I've got a few Monster cables for ya:

    21' Monster Bass cable $40 shipped
    21' Monster Performer 500 cable $30 shipped
    12' Monster Performer 500 cable $20 shipped

    Some people have expressed interest in buying some of my other cables, but if that falls through, they'll be added here.

    The performance 500's are both in new or as-new conditions. They were mostly used as backups.

    The bass cable is in used condition, but since Monster has that lifetime warranty, I'm leaving it at $40.

    Want a new cable? Screw off a jack (kind of a neat phrase) and break the solder. Use it to tow a car. Floss. Jump rope. Belt. Naughty whip. Cut it in half and rave with it. Use it to quilt a little hat or some socks. Use it to break the ice at parties. Stuff your pants with it. Put cans on either end and talk to your neighbor. Use it as a dog leash. Tie it to a knife and pretend you're Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. Make it into a grappling hook and try to climb into your neighbor's window since you guys have gotten to know each other so well. Use it as a trip line for a bomb when your creepy neighbor sneaks into your house from the window. Use it as an extra-heavy gauge bass string. Suck it up through your nose and pull it out of your mouth like Lizard Man. Use it to lash logs together when you're stranded on a desert isle. Make trendy European underwear with it. Snap into a Slim-Jim.

    The possibilities are endless. You'll find some way to break it and get a completely new one. It'll be fun.

    Paypal, please. :)
     
  2. The BurgerMeister

    The BurgerMeister musician.

    Apr 13, 2006
    Big Bear, CA
    haha!
     
  3. musicelectronix

    musicelectronix

    Jul 8, 2007
    Hüstın, TX
    Lead Designer, Zeibek Boutique Pedals
    ROFL ..
     
  4. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    So many good ideas there spank!

    I kinda want to try the scorpion thing......
     
  5. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    This is my "this thread hasn't been bumped in a couple of hours" bump.

    So, bizzle.
     
  6. 343 Salty Beans

    343 Salty Beans

    Jan 24, 2006
    This is a courtesy bump for a grand chap.
     
  7. JonathanD

    JonathanD

    Dec 13, 2006
    Atlanta, GA
    Pity bump for someone who thinks putting cable in their pants for stuffing would be an improvement.
     
  8. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    ROFL Bump

    Quite literally.....
     
  9. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    This is a "thank you" bump for all of the wonderful people who have graciously bumped me.
     
  10. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Bizzle.
     
  11. musicelectronix

    musicelectronix

    Jul 8, 2007
    Hüstın, TX
    Lead Designer, Zeibek Boutique Pedals
    What the?? Back to front lines, going for sticky bump.
     
  12. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Thanks, man. :)
     
  13. you're sales technique reminds me of this guy;



    :D
     
  14. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Come on guys. I need this.
     
  15. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Bizzle!
     
  16. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    OMGWTFBBQCABLESDOWNTHEPANTSBUMP
     
  17. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Well played, sir.
     
  18. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    If someone doesn't buy one of these soon, I'm going to start strangling people with Monster Bass cables. :mad:
     
  19. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Banned

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    ^ OH NOES TEH 5PANKYS GONE ЯABID!!!!!
     
  20. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
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