has anyone called you a stoner but you're really not? I always get called a stoner in school. I take pride in being a stoner... who doesn't do drugs. one time in health class I fell asleep when the teacher was explaining the effects of marijuana (i think it was that drug) and i sat in the front row.. one of the effects was tiredness. of course i tryed to not fall asleep and that makes it even worse, my head keeps rolling down to the desk and i have to pick it up again which makes me look really stoned.. but eventually i just fell asleep in the class, woke up later. teacher: see me at the end of class, ok? the guy is crazy to tell you the truth. scares the hell out of me. he never blinks because of some deep sea diving accident when he was in the marines or something. and he always talks with no emotion, like a robot or something. but he's still pretty young. so the teacher makes me take a drug test.. i was just tired, i'm not smoking marijuana! i'm there all day... when i could be resting. instead i have to pee in a cup while some scary guy intently watches me. and when i do pee the cup overflows.. why are you gonna give me such a small cup, do you want me to pee all over my hands? and they asked me if my mom beat me and what drugs i take. excuse me, but the whole thing was bull****. anyway.. i don't have enough money to do drugs. that is expensive stuff. seriously around here, it's mostly rich kids who do drugs. there's nothing wrong with being rich, but it's something everybody around here has concluded.