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Can one hate cops this bad?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by kserg, Mar 22, 2006.


  1. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

    TAKE THAT COPPER!!! That will teach you a lesson cop! Even though it will hurt me more then it hurts you!

    PS hmmm i know i am in no place to say this but um... shouldn't reporter taken some english classes. Every thing ends with "Dolan said."
     
  2. FireBug

    FireBug

    Sep 18, 2005
    Houston
    Does it still work right after they sew it back on? Seems like he would have thought about that before he ruined his manhood.
     
  3. I am horrified and yet endlessly amused. On a related note, does anyone remember that story from a few years back about the man--it was either in Germany or Florida, I think (apologies to A. Carrola)--who cut off his penis AND cut out his tongue?

    In both of these cases, the lesson that people should learn is pretty clear:

    DRUGS ARE BAD, MM'KAY?

    :p
     
  4. FireBug

    FireBug

    Sep 18, 2005
    Houston
    Cut off both his penis and his tongue?? I guess he had an old habit he wanted to kick...
     
  5. I would think that doing something like that would be a hallucinogen-fueled exercise in wishful thinking. I can hear it now: "Dude, wouldn't it be AWESOME if your penis came out of your head, and you talked out of your crotch?" "Yeah, man, yeah!" "Hook a brother up, then."
     
  6. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    No peter, he acctually cut off his [​IMG]

    What happened was, he was acctually drunk and someone told him that he was "not a man". To that he screamed "i am a man! watch!" as he broke his beer and with a broken beer bottle he cut off his
    chrome-lock-nuts.

    The end.
     
  7. No, Serg, different story.

    Ah, found it in Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal#Documented_cases):

     
  8. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Hmmm did not hear that one... the one i am talking also from Germany... man those Germans know how to have fun!

    I want to party with all of them!

    This penis cutting sounds like a new popular sub-culture.
     
  9. FireBug

    FireBug

    Sep 18, 2005
    Houston
    Ahh, yes. The infamous three day atropine trip. I've heard nothing but bad news about datura and belladonna. Complete hallucinogen...you think everything is real life, unlike mushrooms or lsd. Kind of like salvia, except more lifelike.
     
  10. AuG

    AuG

    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO

    It could be emo, I suppose. :meh:

    It's more likely a result of too much PCP in one sitting.

    AuG
     
  11. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    LOL!
     
  12. Eric Cioe

    Eric Cioe

    Jun 4, 2001
    Missoula, MT
    Only in Chicago.

    And the professor that said it was easy enough to reattatch teaches at my college. That's cool, I suppose.
     
  13. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Wow. Horrifying.
     
  14. LiquidMidnight

    LiquidMidnight

    Dec 25, 2000
    Back when Stone Temple Pilots had Creep out, I thought the chorus went:

    I'm half the man I use to be
    (Lorena Bobbit got to me)

    I'm not joking. :D
     
  15. DaftCat

    DaftCat

    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat

    I recal that story, kserg. I recall it was out of Germany also. Wasn't this kid into some kinda obscure dope(extracted from a plant) that had a very fine line between euphoria and psychosis?

    DCat,
     
  16. tplyons

    tplyons

    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Tis one of my biggest fears.
     
  17. This is why God invented the Taser. So that guy didn't have to die.

    Though he may end wishing that he did.:D Funny story.

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  18. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton valar morghulis Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    ouch
     
  19. Reminded me of the song: Primus - Detachable Penis :D

    "I woke up this morning
    with a bad hangover
    and my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time:
    it's detachable."
     
  20. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Hey, anybody got any ice?
    Sorry d00d, we can't seem to find any ice right now.
     

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