Can someone instruct me on putting on a tie?

At first i didn't get it, but this is one of the best jokes I've read in a while

 

http://p150.chem.nyu.edu/~peng/tie/

I use a four-in-hand, FWIW.

 

dam you peter, i wanted to post that

 

I find it even funnier that somebody took this seriously!!!

 

If it was a joke, I don't geddit!

 

i used to, but now i use windsor. old-school.

 

Ooh, I bet you feel all FAN-cy now. Why don't you just go and wear an ascot?

 

How about a clip-on instead?

 

Double-sided tape - shove the rest inside the shirt - works every time

 

I don't know if it's just the way I tie the four-in-hand or what, but it always looks sorta crooked to me.

I've always had trouble tying ties, but I'm right proud of myself: I just tied the best windsor knot of my life

 

Well...not quite a tie...but useful nonetheless

 

HAHAHAH ahhh the ninja things always crack me up..
EEHHHAAHHHHH Ninja Chop-aroonie... errrr hmm



Merls