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Can you hear what I'm thinking?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jontom, Jan 15, 2003.

  1. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
  2. Noooooo!! NO! Please! DONT eat/kick/fart on me!



    :D :p
  3. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    More often than not- I'm the Fart-er than the Fart-ee!!:D
  4. yes. yes i can.
  5. "put that camera down and continue playing the song, fool!"
  6. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    I hear a loud buzz
  7. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    And the winner is..."Butts. Look at all the Butts!!":D
  8. lneal


    Apr 12, 2002
    Lee County, Alabama
    "I don't mind playing at Ruby Tuesday so much. Hey, wait! Where you going with my cheeseburger? (Plunks forehead into mic.) Dammit!!"
  9. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    Runner Up= "...Boobs...Look at all the boobs! There must be 57 of 'em!"
  10. Nope. Just feedback.

    Rock on
  11. Static.
  12. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    "...Must learn better mic technique..."
  13. kirbywrx

    kirbywrx formerly James Hetfield

    Jul 27, 2000
    Melbourne, Australia.
    "If this mike wasnt in the way id look a whole lot scarier"?
  14. Zon Bass

    Zon Bass

    Jan 20, 2002
    Dallas, TX
    Yes, and would you please stop, thats gross.
  15. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    I wouldn't trade my mug with anybodys!!:D Just ask the ladies!!;)

  16. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    That one just to the left of you... right of us... looks REAL happy to see you Mr. Bass man. :cool:
  17. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    You're thinking "That picture on the wall behind me looks a little like the cover of Mysterious Traveller".
  18. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    I'm calling the cops.
  19. Jontom


    Mar 11, 2002
    New York
    Close. If you notice on the cover of that album the comet trail follows the curve of the Earths atmosphere, whereas the picture behind me is reminiscent of a comet but in actuality is a spotlight in a dark room being shined upon the great American composer Duke Ellington. And BTW, LOVE THE DAN!:) I have a signed copy of "Gaucho" from Steve Khan(a friend used to take guitar lessons from him)...SCHWEET!:cool:
  20. Tsal


    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
    I think it's ..

    <i>"Gee, how could I make some noise so the audience knows when to start clapping? I got it, I'll bang my forehead on this mic!


    Oh come on mates, start clapping, this is starting to get painful.."</i>


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