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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jontom, Jan 15, 2003.
Noooooo!! NO! Please! DONT eat/kick/fart on me!
PLEASE DEAR LORD!!
More often than not- I'm the Fart-er than the Fart-ee!!
yes. yes i can.
"put that camera down and continue playing the song, fool!"
I hear a loud buzz
And the winner is..."Butts. Look at all the Butts!!"
"I don't mind playing at Ruby Tuesday so much. Hey, wait! Where you going with my cheeseburger? (Plunks forehead into mic.) Dammit!!"
Runner Up= "...Boobs...Look at all the boobs! There must be 57 of 'em!"
Nope. Just feedback.
"...Must learn better mic technique..."
"If this mike wasnt in the way id look a whole lot scarier"?
Yes, and would you please stop, thats gross.
I wouldn't trade my mug with anybodys!! Just ask the ladies!!
That one just to the left of you... right of us... looks REAL happy to see you Mr. Bass man.
You're thinking "That picture on the wall behind me looks a little like the cover of Mysterious Traveller".
I'm calling the cops.
Close. If you notice on the cover of that album the comet trail follows the curve of the Earths atmosphere, whereas the picture behind me is reminiscent of a comet but in actuality is a spotlight in a dark room being shined upon the great American composer Duke Ellington. And BTW, LOVE THE DAN! I have a signed copy of "Gaucho" from Steve Khan(a friend used to take guitar lessons from him)...SCHWEET!
I think it's ..
<i>"Gee, how could I make some noise so the audience knows when to start clapping? I got it, I'll bang my forehead on this mic!
Oh come on mates, start clapping, this is starting to get painful.."</i>