Caption contest!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Slaphappy, Jun 3, 2001.

  1. OK, it's open season on .....ME! Let's see who can provide the funniest caption to this photo of me with my new Geddy Lee bass :) Whoever comes up with the funniest caption wins an Entry Level CD! Good luck! I can take it ;)

  2. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    "Canucks jersey... impairing... ability to... read...."
  3. anon5458975


    Apr 5, 2001
    After three hours had passed Slaphappy began to realize that the book he had purchased had nothing to do with the early days of conservative politics.
  4. BigJH


    Jan 20, 2001
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    "What do all these squiggley lines mean!"
  5. cole


    Sep 14, 2000
    Jealous of all the attention the Rush sheet music and Geddy Lee jazz bass were getting, Slaphappy's Rickenbacker and drum machine quietly plotted their revenge.

    and another one...

    "Okay, on to step two: grow hair out, start playing keyboards."
  6. yawnsie


    Apr 11, 2000
    Slaphappy began to regret purchasing Benjamin Towle's ill-advised Rush biography.
  7. Turock

    Turock Supporting Member

    Apr 30, 2000
    like taht is like agood on dunt you like thnik so
  8. JimK


    Dec 12, 1999
    "...dammit. Maybe I shoulda saved my money & enrolled in barbers' college, afterall".

    "Now where in the F*** did I put that metronome"?

    ...nice 'Nucks' jersey! ;)
  9. Thanks, Jim :D Part of a little collection; also have a Lindros/Flyers home jersey, a Chelios jersey from his BHawk days, Roenick/Coyotes jersey, and a Gretzky/Rangers home jersey....they're perfect to wear on cool days.

    These are great so far guys! Keep em coming!
  10. Hmm, i knew i should have gotten this in books on tape format!
  11. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    "I shoulda gone with the drums."
  12. Angus

    Angus Supporting Member

    Apr 16, 2000
    Palo Alto, CA
    "Huh...? Wait, this isn't the toilet!"

    If only you hadn't been in such a Rush :)rolleyes: )! :D
  13. Slaphappy fails to realize that the only decent thinking caps say "SWR" on them.

    :D flame on!
  14. TheFrizzleFry

    TheFrizzleFry Guest

    Nov 21, 2000
    Stinktown, Pa, USA
    Slap Happy obviously reads Maxim Magazine too much. :)
  15. Dazed and confused slaphappy didn't relize just becuase you buy a bass named after somebody doesn't mean the basslines of all the song from that artist won't come to you when you play it

    was that a bad one or what?

    D-U-M-B everyone accusing me!
    -Joey Ramone
  16. lump


    Jan 17, 2000
    St. Neots, UK
    9/7 time?!? What the hell is a 7th note???
  17. Slaphappy realized that the Rush book did not have instructions on how to switch your Geddy Lee bass to 'Play Like Geddy' mode.

  18. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Hey! This isn't "High Times."

    A lot of things happened to the "San Francisco oracle."

    "Why is there a tampon ad in here?"

    "Oh, don't use flatwounds to sound like Geddy Lee."
  19. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Now all I need is the nasal, high-pitched whine ....(thinks) maybe tighter pants?
  20. mikemulcahy


    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    Now wait the hell a minute, this book is in Braille!!!!