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Carrot News Megathread

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Drucifer, Jun 7, 2018.


  1. Yes

    86 vote(s)
    76.1%
  2. Yes

    77 vote(s)
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  1. Richland123

    Richland123

    Apr 17, 2009
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    Stuffed Crescent Roll Carrots

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  2. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
     
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  3. ArtGuy9516

    ArtGuy9516

    Apr 10, 2012
    Richmond, VA
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  4. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
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  5. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
    Good to see the bunny isn't hoarding during this difficult time.
     
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  6. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
    Semi carrying carrots overturns on Hwy. 58, blocking roadway

    Semi carrying carrots overturns on Hwy. 58, blocking roadway

    Bakersfield, Calif. (KBAK/KBFX) — Crews worked to clear the roadway after a tractor-trailer carrying carrots overturned on westbound Highway 58 at Bear Mountain Blvd early Thursday morning.

    The crash happened around 12:30 a.m. when a tractor-trailer transporting carrots crashed and ended up on its side. Officials did not determine what caused the crash.

    Produce the size of a football field spilled over the westbound lanes, according to the California Highway Patrol.
     
  7. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
  8. Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    Mid MI
    Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots?
    A: Bunny farts!

    On a related note, my cat is crazy about carrot greens. When I come home from the grocery, she smells them and tries to climb into the bag and eat them. I asked the vet and she said they are not harmful to cats and probably as beneficial to cats as they are to humans. But we knew that, right?
     
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  9. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
  10. ArtGuy9516

    ArtGuy9516

    Apr 10, 2012
    Richmond, VA
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  11. Volker Kirstein

    Volker Kirstein Blippy the Wonder Slug Supporting Member

     
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  12. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
  13. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
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  14. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
  15. ArtGuy9516

    ArtGuy9516

    Apr 10, 2012
    Richmond, VA
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  16. Drucifer

    Drucifer Not currently practicing Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 20, 2009
    Houston Heights, Texas
    Endorsements: your name could be here, Mr. Sadowsky!
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  17. WestyBassBob

    WestyBassBob

    Mar 2, 2020
    I always imagined a factory full of guys running carrots on lathes time shape them down to that baby carrot shape.
     
  18. WestyBassBob

    WestyBassBob

    Mar 2, 2020
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  19. WestyBassBob

    WestyBassBob

    Mar 2, 2020
    The Wikipedia article on cheddar addresses this. It was dyed to make it look like the cheese that comes from using Guernsey cows milk as their milk is much richer and has that buttery flavor and color. Of course like all artificially colored foods it goes way overboard. Like how cherry slushees are a bright red that doesn’t really match actual cherries.
     
  20. micguy

    micguy

    May 17, 2011
    Cherry slushes are bright red, because a slushee that looks like blood....isn't quite as appetizing.
     
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