Carrots VS. Pretzels

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Peavaria, Jun 30, 2020.

  1. Peavaria


    Oct 10, 2018
    Pulled this out of a barrell today at lunch. Maybe we should swithch carrots to pretzels?
    Have a great 4th everyone! fendr.jpg
  2. Winslow

    Winslow Suspended

    Sep 25, 2011
    Probably from a Pretzcision. :whistle:
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  3. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Try dipping in some queso. Smooth jazzy snack.
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  4. I think that means that you must drop everything and buy a new bass... Pronto!
  5. FrenchBassQC

    FrenchBassQC Supporting Member

    Jul 13, 2011
    Gatineau QC CA
    upload_2020-6-30_14-48-9.jpeg retzels
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  6. Splash7

    Splash7 The Determined Bass Player

    Sep 18, 2019
    Anybody can chew that shape out of a pretzel. ;) Try doing that with a carrot.
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  7. zontar


    Feb 19, 2014
    I've never heard anybody say, "These carrots are making me thirsty!"
  8. /\/\3phist0

    /\/\3phist0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mmm Woody! DHDIK? Sweet Treets. Supporting Member

    What a twist.

    Likely more members are baked, than vegetarians
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2020
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  9. For all the salty Fender haters.
    “Pretzels Baby”
  10. I had to post this. :D:laugh::roflmao:

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  12. Samatza


    Apr 15, 2019
    Now you see that’s why we use carrots. It’s hard enough staying properly hydrated without all this added salt. I tell you what, I’ll cut all my carrots into a logo shape from now on but I’m strongly suggesting we stay with carrots as the healthy alternative.:D
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  13. sonojono

    sonojono Supporting Member

    Feb 13, 2013
    Pretzels > Carrots

    Stay tuned on the next thread!
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  14. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    You can you put salt on a carrot but you cannot put Tajin on pretzels.
  15. It's not a late 70s pretzel is it?...
    You know, cause their not worth eating..;)
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  16. iiipopes

    iiipopes Supporting Member

    May 4, 2009
    Yes, the original Pfretzel bass: no plain fingerboards to take the "fret" out of "Pfretzel"!
  17. iiipopes

    iiipopes Supporting Member

    May 4, 2009
    Tajin is my favorite season salt - great for everything from sliced jicama (best substitute for fries) to rimming a margarita glass, especially when having both annually as my band does on Zihuantanejo beach.
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  18. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    I'm with you, great for rimming a margarita. Pretty much anything goes with jicama.
    I have some fresh chilis, some nice tequila, limes, Tajin, I have a great idea for lunch, thanks, @iiipopes
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  19. Bassaga


    Sep 4, 2015
    I imagine you pulling that out of the bag, being super excited, and nobody around you caring in the slightest.

    But that's what we're here for :thumbsup:
  20. Nev375


    Nov 2, 2010
    Good thing it wasn't a Gibson logo shape. That's be a lawsuit for sure especially how easily it broke like that.
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