Carrots VS. Pretzels

Probably from a Pretzcision.

 

Try dipping in some queso. Smooth jazzy snack.

 

I think that means that you must drop everything and buy a new bass... Pronto!

 

retzels

 

Anybody can chew that shape out of a pretzel. Try doing that with a carrot.

 

I've never heard anybody say, "These carrots are making me thirsty!"

 

What a twist.

Likely more members are baked, than vegetarians

 

For all the salty Fender haters.
“Pretzels Baby”

 

I had to post this.

 

Hey look! It’s the 80’s!

 

Now you see that’s why we use carrots. It’s hard enough staying properly hydrated without all this added salt. I tell you what, I’ll cut all my carrots into a logo shape from now on but I’m strongly suggesting we stay with carrots as the healthy alternative.

 

Pretzels > Carrots

Stay tuned on the next thread!

 

You can you put salt on a carrot but you cannot put Tajin on pretzels.

 

It's not a late 70s pretzel is it?...
You know, cause their not worth eating..

 

Yes, the original Pfretzel bass: no plain fingerboards to take the "fret" out of "Pfretzel"!

 

Tajin is my favorite season salt - great for everything from sliced jicama (best substitute for fries) to rimming a margarita glass, especially when having both annually as my band does on Zihuantanejo beach.

 

I'm with you, great for rimming a margarita. Pretty much anything goes with jicama.
I have some fresh chilis, some nice tequila, limes, Tajin, I have a great idea for lunch, thanks, @iiipopes

 

I imagine you pulling that out of the bag, being super excited, and nobody around you caring in the slightest.

But that's what we're here for

 

Good thing it wasn't a Gibson logo shape. That's be a lawsuit for sure especially how easily it broke like that.