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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by infested_stain, Jun 16, 2001.


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  1. infested_stain

    infested_stain

    Jun 16, 2001
    England
    This summer was going to be very exciting as I had found.......
     
  2. some nifty features in my..
     
  3. ...grandmother's underwear drawer, smelling slightly of...
     
  4. sour milk, but still strangly....
     
  5. pkr2

    pkr2

    Apr 28, 2000
    coastal N.C.
    as I contemplated the flagpole just outside the open window
     
  6. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    which was flying a flag with a swastika and Madonna's face on it, and around it were people chanting...
     
  7. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    "All your base are belong to us ...", while holding
     
  8. ....a small cornershop-keeper to ransome with a sawn-off...
     
  9. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    spud gun with custom reloading action, loaded with...
     
  10. pimple-faced bullets, that were capable of...
     
  11. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    astounding feats of legerdemain that had the girls all...
     
  12. wrapped up in big sheets of recycled toilet-paper, so that...
     
  13. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    their private lovelies were peaking out like small fruit, fresh off the...
     
  14. LiL BaSS DuDe

    LiL BaSS DuDe Guest

    May 15, 2001
    Scotland,
    Ironing board...

    As I stared in delight...
     
  15. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    I noticed my dog was humping my...
     
  16. pet camel whilst watching childish re-runs of...
     
  17. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    One is enough. Thank you, come again!
     



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