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Cat: 1 Sister's Boyfriend: 0

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, May 28, 2005.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    My cat does my dirty work for me. My wittle pwecious putty tat Spike (aka "wittle pikey boy") took it upon himself to take a dump in my sisters boyfriend's shoe. I watched him do it... but I didn't feel it was important enough to tell him.


    :smug:
     
  2. DanGouge

    DanGouge

    May 25, 2000
    Canada!
    Is this the marine guy you were on about?
     
  3. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    the same.
     
  4. I love cats, & haven't we all dumped in someone's shoe, or at least our own? :eyebrow: I do hope the aforementioned jarhead doesn't read TB, though.
     
  5. Great that you finally got your revenge Mike. :D

    I'm sure Cheezwiz will respond to this thread soon...
     
  6. Nikehawk

    Nikehawk Guest

    Jul 29, 2001
    Yorkville, IL, USA
    Most importantly: Money's back baby.
     
  7. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Glad to hear your cat is awesome Mike. Welcome back.
     
  8. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    Hey Mike, Glad to see you back! Hopefully Cheesewiz will give up his "fruitless" protest and get Kate Huson back up on his Avatar. Nothing personal, but shes far more pleasurable on the eyes :p
     
  9. Only

    Only

    Sep 8, 2002
    Warrensburg, MO
    Considering how strongly DigMe was advocating this very course of action, I have a hard time believing the offensive was launched by the cat, and not Mike himself.
     
  10. Tash

    Tash

    Feb 13, 2005
    Bel Air Maryland
    My friend had a really big cat, I mean really big, the thing weighed almost 40 lbs.

    He also had a sister, and her boyfriend was an a$$. One day the cat didn't move off the couch fast enough, so the boyfriend decided to throw it...

    The cat pulled some kind of jedi jump trick and was back in a flash, but not on the couch! No it went straight for the soft fleshy parts. The guy had to go to the ER and got something like 50 stitches for his trouble.

    Good kitty :)
     
  11. Mike Shevlin

    Mike Shevlin

    Feb 16, 2005
    Las Vegas
    if the cat disappears, the Marine is a difinite suspect. :bag:
     
  12. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
    Yea, Cats are usually good judges of character!!!

    Wasn't Dumping in his shoe one of the original suggestions in that big blowout you had with him a while ago. Maybe your cat has a membership here on TB and got the idea from us!!!

    Welcome Back to BTW. Nick went out the door a little behind you, but nobody posted how long his vacation was for.
     
  13. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I believe the cat became disgusted with your lack of action and finally did what you would not.

    brad cook
     
  14. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Yep..the cat has the nads that Mike evidently does not have. :D

    While the cat can be commended for loafing the bf's shoes, Mike must be denigrated for failing to take similar action.
     
  15. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    ...and just for you Burk....look up.
     
  16. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    And speakin of Mike....I'm at work protecting the fine citizenry the other night, and my cell phone rings. I hear a beavis-like character on the other end saying..."ummm...my band needs a bass player and stuff. Can you do Sabbath for $500 a gig?"...it is none other than Money. "Uhhhh...Tim Cole gave me your cell number and said to speak with you" It gave me my laugh for the night.
     
  17. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...classic...just classic....

    :D
     
  18. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    I'm now a happy man!
    :D
     
  19. j-raj

    j-raj Bassist: Educator/Soloist/Performer Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 14, 2003
    Atlanta, GA!
    yep, that's true... cats rule.

    kudos to the furball!
     
  20. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I did worse...

    In a drunken stupor, I puked on his bed....