OK, anyone who has checked out the Bass Northwest website knows that every instrument they sell has a "fast & sleek feel" ... This thread is for weird or just plain silly online or catalog descriptions of an instrument. I just read this one this evening from the new Sweetwater Pro Gear catalog. Describing the new Ibanez Grooveline G105 basses: "It also features a smooth finish, so you won't have to worry about hurting your hands just because you play tough." I know there are more.. who's got one?