What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?" How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.