No.no,no... This is a good thing. You don't even need a keyboard player, because it comes withits own!
What would you do with a Klondike Bar? Sorry I just had to get that out of my head. Anyways... I like haunted stuff they are fun. unless they try to kill me then I look up the number for the GhostBusters. But If I can't find the # or if it will take to long for them to get here I would whip out my new katana and go samuri on its a$$ (Hey it's the closest we have on TB. They were the dispised and feared agents of the samuri)
Somethings odd, look at the other items they are selling...Huggies. Maybe there is a conetion between the haunted piano and the lack of need for Huggies. Maybe it eats babies.
I'll buy it for a dollar, haunted or not. If it is haunted, Cool. I can find out from the ghost what afterlife is all about. If its not, I get a good piano for a dollar. Sounds like a win win situation to me.
It's my thought that some long gone musician loved that piano so much that they are still trying to play it.
...actually, I've known few people from Shelton Wa (where the ghost and piano live) ...I am certainly not ruling out that it is a player piano and the hill billy owners don't realize it.