Everybody has their favorite! whats yours? I will post a couple to get us started... -Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. -Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym. -Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. -Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. -Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". Oh yes and try to look and make sure it isn't posted before you just post one.