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Cl battle of the day (bassists)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by seamus bass, Mar 8, 2010.


  1. seamus bass

    seamus bass

    Oct 23, 2007
    my house
  2. nboyer941

    nboyer941

    Jul 22, 2008
    Burnsville, MN
    This guy's got issues:


    Let me help you.

    -Having a Bass, does not make you a Bass Player.
    You're just another guy with a Bass....

    -Talking about playing the Bass, more than you actually play the Bass
    You're just another guy with a Bass

    -If you're primary source of income is not from performing.
    You're just another guy with a Bass...

    -If you have a full time job 9-5 mon thru sat. That does not involve
    performing or practicing.
    You're just another guy with a Bass...


    -If at the end of the year for your taxes you are not 1099
    You're just another guy with a Bass

    -If you don't use i.r.s. schedule C. for your equipment deductions
    You're just another guy with a Bass

    -If your profession on your taxes isn't stated: "Qualified Performing Artist"
    You're just another guy with a Bass

    -If you currently are not under contract with a production, recording/touring act
    or with a venue.

    Everyone together......You're just another guy with a Bass.

    Get a life and leave music to the professionals. WHAT!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Howlin' Hanson

    Howlin' Hanson Lighter cabs, please.

    Sep 3, 2007
    Austin TX
    ....
    Well...

    .....better than being a guy WITHOUT a bass.

    :scowl:
     
  4. DudeistMonk

    DudeistMonk

    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    Some people forget their roots so quickly...At some point Cptn. DoucheBaggio here was just "a guy with a bass," now he's risen to the level of "professional feminine hygiene product storage device with a bass."

    This is like the time I helped a singer songwriter at work jump his car...and we started talking about music and gear, I said something along the lines of "yeah its an expensive hobby" to which he replied with a 15 minute rant about his dedication...spare me.
     
  5. bassman0221

    bassman0221

    Sep 30, 2009
    Richmond VA
    I have heard that one before, someone copy/pasted it lol. nboyer941 what happens to the "pros" after there "time" is done, once the contracts are dropped and your unable to tour/play like you used to, do you demote to "just a guy with a bass"? I have seen alot of "pros" that match what you have stated that suck at playing bass.
     
  6. seamus bass

    seamus bass

    Oct 23, 2007
    my house
    its getting even thicker over, apparently we have a really bad flagger in vegas and he just doesnt let up. 5 mins alone with him is all im asking
     
  7. I stay away from these arguments because it is fruitless.

    Everyone has their opinion and will camp on it.

    I have played with one key guy who went up to being a full time pro. Back then he was a keyboard player, not a guy with a keyboard.

    These mini rants are so ********, really.
     
  8. TheHegemon

    TheHegemon

    Feb 20, 2009
    Amarillo, TX
    Well, here's to my fellow guys with basses, Cheers!
    :bassist::D:bassist:
     
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