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CL Lead Singer Ad

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bredian, Jan 7, 2012.


  1. Bredian

    Bredian

    Apr 22, 2011
    "...Are you a narcisitic borderline control freak that has to have things your way at all times? Well we might just be the band to back you up..."

    Lead singer wanted for cover band


    Maybe they'll get one with a sense of humor .. or .. a seriously depraved control freak as desired...
     
  2. Joebarnes

    Joebarnes

    Oct 4, 2011
    Surrey, BC
    They might have trouble finding the right person. They are asking that the vocalist both have a microphone and be a team player. Last time I checked, if you got one out of two of those, you found a great lead singer; both and you're looking for a unicorn.
     
  3. seventhsunbass

    seventhsunbass Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2010
    Maryland
    This made me blow Mt. Dew through my nose, ya bastage.....
     
  4. I had a unicorn for a singer in one band. Lots of snorting, but he could keep a beat with the hoofs, was surprisingly cheap on tour (but you DID NOT want to crash on the same bed with him - he wasn't happy to see me, he just had a unicorn horn), always brought the ladies to the show, and actually had a surprisingly pleasant "neigh." I miss my buddy Uni, as we called him. :(
     

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