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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by kesslari, Jul 22, 2008.


  1. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Fusion Cats Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
    So I'm looking for a percussionist for a project I'm doing.
    Part of the ad says "we take the music seriously but don't take ourselves too seriously".

    Here's somebody who takes himself way too seriously...
    But hey, at least he doesn't shout! :D

     
  2. Joel S.

    Joel S. Reserved for future witty use...

    Jul 9, 2008
    hahaha, ***? I barely understood any of that.

    haha, gold.
     
  3. My brain hurts from reading that!
     
  4. RiddimKing

    RiddimKing

    Dec 29, 2004
    DEAD SKIN? Tell him you're looking for a LIVE goat player.
     
  5. frankieg

    frankieg

    Jun 24, 2008
    Cleveland, OH
    Hartke
    WOW!!! Hope you didn't give this guy any contact information, if so, :bag: I would move!
     
  6. low-endz

    low-endz

    Dec 18, 2007
    Miami, FL.
    ??? "enter the venus temple without the thing on your fingers" ???

    I piss on his "only tree of knowledge"
     
  7. :eyebrow: huh?

    "varnish inbetween the tree and your hands?"

    wow.
     
  8. English is not his first language. Still... HILARIOUS.:hyper:
     
  9. Joel S.

    Joel S. Reserved for future witty use...

    Jul 9, 2008
    Apparently elitist douchebaggery is.
     
  10. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    he just wants to play his Meat Maraca
     
  11. Roadman

    Roadman

    Mar 26, 2008
    Respond to him with...


    Ummmm, so do you know "50 Ways to leave Your Lover" or not?


    That will give him an aneurysm.
     
  12. frankieg

    frankieg

    Jun 24, 2008
    Cleveland, OH
    Hartke
    Now that is freakin' funny right there, I almost fell outa my chair!!!
     
  13. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Fusion Cats Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
    Nah, we don't play goats, we sacrifice them. With a mojo hand... :D

    Seriously, you see the dog in my avatar? Goat skin drum heads are seriously in danger of becoming chew toys at my place...
     
  14. Actually.... never had too much trouble entering the temple of venus.

    :p
     
  15. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    Massachusetts
    I know this dude. He has some good drugs.
     
  16. BassChuck

    BassChuck Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2005
    Cincinnati
    Meet him at Starbucks and see what a couple of espressos will do for him.
     
  17. zac2944

    zac2944

    Dec 28, 2004
    Rochester, NY
    Great thread. Thanks for sharing. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Where do these people come from?
     
  18. The Owl

    The Owl

    Aug 14, 2005
    GA
    ROTFLMAO!!! :D

    That deserves "Craigs List Ad Reply Of The Year!"
     
  19. Rickett Customs

    Rickett Customs

    Jul 30, 2007
    Southern Maryland
    Luthier: Rickett Customs...........www.rickettcustomguitars.com
    i'll have what he's having ;)
     
  20. ErebusBass

    ErebusBass

    Feb 20, 2008
    Madison, WI
    Or he was high... I'm voting he was high.
     
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