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Clap Trap - Another Duncan Fry special.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Petebass, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    I haven't done one of these for a while.

    Duncan Fry is one of Australias best known sound engineers, partly because of his work, but mostly bacause of his regular column in the industry magazine/bible. He really is a fantastic story teller and I liked this one.........

    "Remember the Syn-Drum? Whenever I hear that "Deeoouu" sound now that starts high and ends low, it just screams 70's/80's to me. It was an interesting effect for the first couple of hundred times, I guess, but the sound rapidly became a musical cliché.

    Eventually every cabaret band from here to breakfast had them, mounted above their ordinary toms, forever dropping Syn-Drum fills in ad nauseam. Instead of synthesizers that could sound like drums, we now had a drum that could sound like a synthesizer. Nobody, it seems, ever asked "Why?"

    And what about Simmons, who as far as I can remember made one of the first sets of electronic drums. Band after band in the 80's would have some guy standing (never sitting) down the back of the stage, dressed in his New Romantic finest, perfectly coiffed mullet hair, silently flailing away on these things while the poor sound engineer tried to erase the hum that threatened to overtake the rest of the band.

    Electronic drums of all kinds were a staple of New Wave/New Age bands, and just about the only thing they had in common was that they would all hum as soon as you plugged them into the system. If bass amps hum because they don't know the words, what excuse does a drum kit have?

    Anyway, one day back in the distant past we got hold of another little gadget made by Simmons, called a ClapTrap Handclap Synthesizer. Talk about simple - it was just a box that went "Clap" every time you pressed the button on the front panel. Something that every drum machine has had ever since, but to us then it was a great novelty. You could trigger it from an external source, or set it to clap all by itself, a bit like a phat metronome I suppose. There was also a button marked 'Humanizer' on the front that randomized the timing slightly, just like real handclapping, but it was the 'Manual Trigger' button that was the easy way to do it.

    Like the drums it only had an unbalanced output, and its owner wanted a balanced XLR out fitted so it might stand a better chance of plugging into the system without humming.

    Col performed the necessary work, and when we checked it out it seemed to connect quite silently to the mixer, but just to be on the safe side he said, "Aren't you working with the Flames tonight? Why don't you take it with you on the gig and give it a bit of a go?"

    So, I put it in the drawer of the effects rack with a spare set of patch leads, and headed off down to Avalon, where the Flames had a gig at the Air Force base.

    The Flames were a cover band led by a singer called Craig. I think even he would admit that he wasn't the world's best singer, but he was a charismatic front man who wisely had a female singer alongside him to (a) give the audience something better than him to look at, and (b) handle the high notes.

    Coupled with the obligatory pair of popstar guitarists, they were an easy band to work for as long as you didn't take them too seriously (taking themselves seriously was their job!). They played a mixture of last year's hits, old covers, and even older covers. I mean, jeez, if they played songs that I used to play in bands, then they were extremely old covers.

    You know what it's like when you get a new toy for the system. You can't wait to use it on anything you possibly can. I was itching to use the ClapTrap, and had it plugged into a spare channel ready to go, but as the night progressed I couldn't find any song that it might remotely fit into.

    Then the band started up an old song by The Vibrants - There's Something About You Baby.

    Bullseye. After I heard the intro 'Dada dada dada da da - clap clap clap' I knew I had the right song.

    "Come on everybody," encouraged Craig "I want you all to clap along with me."

    A few half hearted claps could be heard from the audience, and then the band was into the song. I missed the first lot of claps at the start, but I was ready and waiting for them in the middle. As soon as I heard the 'Dada dada dada da da' riff again, I jabbed the button on the front panel three times.

    'CLAP CLAP CLAP!' Three enormous claps with maximum reverb resounded around the room. Oops - maybe the channel level was just a tad high.

    It was a long room, and sadly the claps were about half a second late by the time they bounced back and hit the band.

    Chaos reigned. The band dribbled to a halt, stunned, all looking and pointing at each other.

    "What the **** was that?" asked Craig, to no-one in particular.

    I waved sheepishly from the mixing desk. He glared at me, and then counted the band back into the song.

    "OK, we'll try it again," he yelled, and then glared at me once more - "And this time we'll do it on our own!"
  2. Phat Ham

    Phat Ham

    Feb 13, 2000
    Funny story, but isn't it kind of odd for a soundguy to try to be part of the band? I mean if I were playing a gig and the soundguy plugged his guitar in and started jamming along I would be pretty upset and disappointed.
  3. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    I agree. I guess he told the story in the hope that other sound guys will learn the same lesson without making themselves look like a tool ;)
  4. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    I love Dunk's stories. There are more at www.dunkworld.com.

    Have you ever met him, Pete? Great guy.
  5. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    No I haven't unfortunately. He's based in another state. I only know of him through his once regular columns in Pro Audio magazines. He knows his stuff and he's a funny guy..........
  6. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I know of it happening one time. A friends band was playing a party. The guy whose place the party was at set up the PA. He is a killin' guitarist, but he was enjoying twiddling the PA, so when the singers girlfriend asked him to play too, he did...from next to the board. Funny. :p
  7. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Im sorry but it needs to be said that the thread title makes me think this thread is about that girl you shouldnt have slept with. :eek:


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