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CLEANS & DIRTIES

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by PAC, Dec 15, 2013.


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  1. PAC

    PAC Banned

    Nov 22, 2013
    Desk is a clean. Drawers is a dirty.
    Hotel is a clean. Motel is a dirty.
    Nail is a clean. Screw is a dirty.
    Milk is a clean. Cream is a dirty.

    Get the idea.

    Paul

    :D
     
  2. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    No.
     
  3. michael_atw

    michael_atw

    Feb 28, 2009
    Jamestown, NY
    Um...
     
  4. PAC

    PAC Banned

    Nov 22, 2013
    Derhoggz is a clean. Ziltoid is a dirty.

    How 'bout now?

    Paul

    :p
     
  5. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    I appreciate it, but still no clue.
     
  6. wild4oldcars

    wild4oldcars

    Jan 22, 2012
    Garner, NC
    Ive spent entirely too much time trying to figure out this riddle. Ill come back in a few hours, maybe someone smarter than I can decipher it.

    Tbh, I thought this thread would be about laundry...
     
  7. I'm dirty, inside and out.
     
  8. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Everything is on the ONE! Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    Strip mall is a clean. Strip club is a dirty.

    Have I got the general idea?
     
  9. c a r r o t s
     
  10. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    Clean: my boxers
    Dirty: the skidmark in my boxers
     
  11. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada
    I'm dirty?
     
  12. PAC

    PAC Banned

    Nov 22, 2013
    Your starting to get the idea now.

    Lettuce is a clean. Cucumber is a dirty.
    Button is a clean. Zipper is a dirty.

    Paul

    :rolleyes:
     
  13. Gorn

    Gorn

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    I still don't get it, but I had a bunch of wine at lunch.
     
  14. PAC

    PAC Banned

    Nov 22, 2013
    No just kidding.

    Ziltoid is a clean. The one that shall not be mentioned is a dirty.

    Paul

    ;-/
     
  15. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada
    I'm clean?
     
  16. PAC

    PAC Banned

    Nov 22, 2013
    What would you like to be. Give it a try.

    Paul

    :p
     
  17. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada
    I'm a flamboyant unicorn.
     
  18. RxFunk

    RxFunk

    Dec 2, 2012
    Arizona
    I've suspected as much.
     
  19. I wanna ride
     
  20. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada
    Let's disco.
     



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