Sounds cosmic! Anywho, I have a completed guitar ready for assembly....all it needs is painting/finishing. I have no tools or experience (yes, I'm an idiot!).....I would like to paint the entire guitar in a single high gloss color and use an fabric cover for the body top. Best paints, sealers and lacquers? A basic set of reference materials would be nice.......after you stop laughing.......I, grasshopper, need a mentor!