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CONTRA(CEPTION) BASS

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by gareth, May 17, 2003.


  1. gareth

    gareth

    Jun 9, 2002
    UK
    Old joke this -

    Q. What does a bass player use for contraception?

    A. His personality!
     
  2. Oh. I've just been using false names.
     
  3. I had so many brilliant ideas just now... :cool:
     
  4. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Did you hear about the Day-After pill for guys? You know how it works?



    It changes your blood type ;)
     
  5. thump thump thump skshhhhh!!!