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Converse Orders Cannibalism

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SnoMan, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
  2. A terror tactic...but no tennis shoes involved.

    Does anyone else remember that the mountain man made famous by the movie Jeremiah Johnson was actually John Johnson, called "Liver-Eating Johnson" by the Crow tribe with which he had a long-standing feud? To help create fear, Johnson would actually remove the liver from a dead enemy and take a bite out of it.


    Johnson was also reputed to be able to kick harder than just about any other human. He used this as a weapon in hand to hand fighting.

    The mountain men were not fastidious about such things. This is a latter-day terrorist-oriented implementation of the same psychological ploy. I don't approve of it, but it's not something new under the sun.
  3. jomahu


    Dec 15, 2004
    Bos, MA
    absolut power corrupts absolootly.
  4. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
  5. Vodka corrupts you?

    ...this may explain much about Russia....



    (Yes, I'm kidding.)
  6. peterbright


    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    I controlled myself and didn't say it
  7. Scarlet Fire

    Scarlet Fire

    Mar 31, 2007
    New England
    These kinds of stories always make me wonder what people taste like.
  8. TallLankyBastyd


    Jan 31, 2007

    Uhhhh... so I've heard...

  9. msquared


    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    Let me just be the first to say that I'd much rather dine with MAJOR METAL than with President Taylor.
  10. MoD_Scotty


    Jul 22, 2007
    Thrapston, UK
    I never understood why it's illegal to eat people, especially in times of famine. Low heat, some dry rub, and a decent BBQ sauce....people probably wouldn't be too bad. Especially us fat lazy Americans.
  11. Happynoj


    Dec 5, 2006
    I like turtles.
    Pork. According to... an article... I read... once.
  12. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Um, your joking right? :eek:
  13. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Fontana, California

    hm... so would you have to cook it through completely like pork, or can I order a medium rare human?

    I've always wondered what human tastes like also...
  14. I'm gonna go with pork, as well. I once had to smother a fire with my hands to avoid my biology teacher seeing it and that's what they smelled like after I was done.

  15. MoD_Scotty


    Jul 22, 2007
    Thrapston, UK
    Of course. Americans aren't fat and lazy.
  16. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Ok. Just making sure. :p

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