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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by 5StringBlues, Jul 20, 2018.
Or is this supposed to be posted in Basses?
Considering when "vintage" Fender tort came into existence it follows that the most likely cause of it being melted and subsequently mutated into the P bass is atomic radiation from the open-air weapons tests taking place across the globe at the time.
Therefore no, the Mothman bass would not win.
In fact the Precisotorticus would absorb the Mothman bass and assimilate its evil spiritual and physic energy into itself.
Thus at last transcending it's earthly confinement and becoming a vile menace to the entire galaxy!!
Please participate in the poll, as I ran out of room to put "poll " in the title.
I gotz yer poll buddy. . . . riiiight herrrrrrre
Don’t cry, tort can be melted and reshaped but never destroyed.
< This guy here will take on all comers 'cause...
HE'S ALL TORT!!!!
I was expecting pics and weights but alas I find myself here in disappointment alley.
Sigh... this thread is definitely not the best bass for metal...
Meh, both those basses quiver with fear when they are in the presence of the Devil basses
On the one hand, I think the Mothman bass could beat anything, except maybe a circular saw.
On the other hand I have different fingers.
Are they quintuple jointed? Do they, in fact, resemble moth appendages ( \m/ ) Is one of them a sweet baby gherkin and the rest just plain old fingers?
C'mon man, we gots t'ah know!
How did you get a pic of my daughters hand?
( my youngest can do that... it's not inherited from me!! )
Only the "best bass for metal" could defeat Mothman. Unfortunately, TB has yet to determine that bass.
Is this the best metal Mothman for bass?
Well, different fingers to the ones on the first hand, obviously. I mean, if I only had five fingers and had to swap them from one hand to the other, that'd make playing the bass a bit difficult.
It was an old Tommy Cooper joke. You know, like:
Somebody complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said: "Parking Fine." So that was nice.
I went to a fortune teller. She looked at my hands and said: "Your future looks pretty black." I said: "I've still got my gloves on."
I went to the butchers and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I know but I ramped up the goofy factor and slung it back atcha
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