Could Mothmanbass win a fight against a P-bass made of melted down vintage tort?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by 5StringBlues, Jul 20, 2018.

  1. is this a new low in TB?

  2. no, really.

  3. what happened to all the ------ vs -------- threads like in 2009?

  4. I like cheese

  5. so I sez t Mable, I sez.......

  6. Mothy B

  7. Torty B

  8. I really like what you've done to the room.

  9. Carrots are divne

  10. I'm not not licking toads.


  12. Yep.

  13. Charles Bronson will see you in hell buddy!

  14. Why didn't you put "poll" in the title, ya big dummy!

  15. Heh. Poll

  16. That boy ain't right,

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  1. Or is this supposed to be posted in Basses?
  2. Basshappi


    Feb 12, 2007
    Considering when "vintage" Fender tort came into existence it follows that the most likely cause of it being melted and subsequently mutated into the P bass is atomic radiation from the open-air weapons tests taking place across the globe at the time.

    Therefore no, the Mothman bass would not win.

    In fact the Precisotorticus would absorb the Mothman bass and assimilate its evil spiritual and physic energy into itself.

    Thus at last transcending it's earthly confinement and becoming a vile menace to the entire galaxy!!
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  3. Please participate in the poll, as I ran out of room to put "poll " in the title.
  4. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    I gotz yer poll buddy. . . . riiiight herrrrrrre

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  5. Don’t cry, tort can be melted and reshaped but never destroyed.
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  6. gamera.jpg < This guy here will take on all comers 'cause...
    HE'S ALL TORT!!!!
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  7. sigterm

    sigterm ;) ;) ;), love y'all

    Feb 5, 2003
    Atlanta G of A
    I was expecting pics and weights but alas I find myself here in disappointment alley.
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  8. Beej


    Feb 10, 2007
    Vancouver Island
    Sigh... this thread is definitely not the best bass for metal...
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  9. mapleglo

    mapleglo Gold Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2013
    phoenix, az
    Meh, both those basses quiver with fear when they are in the presence of the Devil basses

  10. On the one hand, I think the Mothman bass could beat anything, except maybe a circular saw.

    On the other hand I have different fingers.
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  11. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Different how?

    Are they quintuple jointed? Do they, in fact, resemble moth appendages ( \m/ ) Is one of them a sweet baby gherkin and the rest just plain old fingers?

    C'mon man, we gots t'ah know!
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  12. sigterm

    sigterm ;) ;) ;), love y'all

    Feb 5, 2003
    Atlanta G of A
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  13. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    How did you get a pic of my daughters hand?


    ( my youngest can do that... it's not inherited from me!! )
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  14. Warpeg


    Jun 20, 2005
    Only the "best bass for metal" could defeat Mothman. Unfortunately, TB has yet to determine that bass.
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  15. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    Is this the best metal Mothman for bass?

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  16. Well, different fingers to the ones on the first hand, obviously. I mean, if I only had five fingers and had to swap them from one hand to the other, that'd make playing the bass a bit difficult.

    It was an old Tommy Cooper joke. You know, like:
    Somebody complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said: "Parking Fine." So that was nice.
    I went to a fortune teller. She looked at my hands and said: "Your future looks pretty black." I said: "I've still got my gloves on."
    I went to the butchers and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
    I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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  17. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    I know but I ramped up the goofy factor and slung it back atcha :)
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  18. Please continue to vote in the pole.

    Pool. Powl.