Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dalkowski, Dec 7, 2015.
Yes, that is a sign. Actually it is multiple signs.
And the other signs seem to say you must yield to handicapped people with no hands or feet...walking must be quite painful...
What do you call a guy with no feet or hands?
Stumpy also has no neck...
At least he is in the crosswalk and not on MY LAWN.
"stay between the lines, Stumpy!"
Did you take the sign yet?
That "State Law, Yield" sign would look great over your bed.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Anything you want. He still won't come.
What part of the dog did you get?
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?
One of my all-time favorites, that one.
Another good name for a dog with no legs is "Cigarette." You take him outside for a drag.
The first time I heard the Sparky joke was on the TV show Fraiser. Early versions of Peoplesoft had Sparky the dog as the icon for the process monitor, but it was replaced, probably because of this joke.
I think a road sign was trying to tell me something too today
I thought it was Matt...
Yup, you're right. Matt
What do you call a bassist with no arms and no legs who just likes to hang around other musicians?