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Could this be a sign?!? (Carl Thompson content)

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dalkowski, Dec 7, 2015.


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  2. nutdog

    nutdog when I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2009
    In the dog house.
    Yes, that is a sign. Actually it is multiple signs.
     
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  3. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    central NY state
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
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  4. kcole4001

    kcole4001

    Oct 7, 2009
    Nova Scotia
    And the other signs seem to say you must yield to handicapped people with no hands or feet...walking must be quite painful...
     
  5. Vanceman

    Vanceman

    Feb 14, 2007
    So. Cal.
    What do you call a guy with no feet or hands?

    Stumpy!
     
  6. kcole4001

    kcole4001

    Oct 7, 2009
    Nova Scotia
    Stumpy also has no neck...
     
  7. At least he is in the crosswalk and not on MY LAWN.
     
  8. kcole4001

    kcole4001

    Oct 7, 2009
    Nova Scotia
    "stay between the lines, Stumpy!"
     
  9. Did you take the sign yet?

    That "State Law, Yield" sign would look great over your bed. :thumbsup:
     
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  10. Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
    A: Anything you want. He still won't come.
     
  11. Good eatin'




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  12. What part of the dog did you get?
     
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  13. Vanceman

    Vanceman

    Feb 14, 2007
    So. Cal.
    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles?

    Sparky!
     
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  14. One of my all-time favorites, that one.

    Another good name for a dog with no legs is "Cigarette." You take him outside for a drag.
     
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  15. Vanceman

    Vanceman

    Feb 14, 2007
    So. Cal.
    The first time I heard the Sparky joke was on the TV show Fraiser. Early versions of Peoplesoft had Sparky the dog as the icon for the process monitor, but it was replaced, probably because of this joke.
     
  16. AltGrendel

    AltGrendel Squire Jag SS fan. Supporting Member

    May 21, 2009
    Mid-Atlantic USA.
    MagrittePipe.
     
  17. Growlmonkee

    Growlmonkee

    Jan 30, 2013
    Florida, U.S.
    I think a road sign was trying to tell me something too today Creek.
     
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  18. rogerbmiller

    rogerbmiller Gold Supporting Member

    Sep 16, 2003
    NYC
    I thought it was Matt...
     
  19. Vanceman

    Vanceman

    Feb 14, 2007
    So. Cal.
    Yup, you're right. Matt
     
  20. rogerbmiller

    rogerbmiller Gold Supporting Member

    Sep 16, 2003
    NYC
    What do you call a bassist with no arms and no legs who just likes to hang around other musicians?

    Art!