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crap..my guitarist put down made fun of myself

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Garrett Mireles, Mar 17, 2003.

  1. I told a guitarist that "Guitarists need 6 strings to show off...we only need 4."

    he said, "Damn straight."

    doh :meh:

    it's like..saying we suck so we only need 4 strings to show off..but guitarists are good so they need 6. There goes that one.

    Any ideas on how to get around this? Thanks :D
  2. find a new band, or kick him in the nuts.

    o! put a laxotive in his coffee or something...



    man im good.

  4. Well THAT solves my problem :D

    Maybe I'll just swap the low B for a high C..and the bass has 24 frets...I can mimick all his lines up to the 19th...no...20th! fret on his high E string

    He only has 1 fret to escape me, I'll be riding his ass the whole time :D
  5. bentem


    Oct 18, 2002
    Rockville, MD
    sounds like a plan to me:D
  6. Or... you could learn to play better on your bass than he does on his guitar.
  7. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    I think he would be better off trying one of the other ideas!!! ;)
  8. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK


    No really though, IT DOESN'T MATTER! :)
  9. Wownirvana


    Jul 7, 2002
    Athens, GA
    Next time your band is hanging out around other people (like a show maybe) act like you guys are fighting and then just scream at him "WELL WHY DON'T YOU GO AND SCREW YOUR COUSIN AGAIN AND STAY AWAY FROM MY (MOM, GRANDMA, SISTER, DAD) YOU SICK BASTARD!" It should work relatively well.
  10. thrash_jazz


    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    Lose the ego? ;)
  11. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
  12. :D
  13. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    ... Fiber Kitty says.....[​IMG]
  14. Nah, he said it to me, so I replied.

    And Bruce, I'm workin on it buddy. :D
  15. Tsal


    Jan 28, 2000
    Finland, EU
  16. ArchDingo


    Mar 8, 2003
    send him this
  17. yeah i agree with the 7 string idea, that would be the best thing to do, but only if you know how to use the extra strings, nothing worse then dead wieght on your neck
  18. niomosy


    Nov 9, 2002
    Just buy an 8 or 9 string to make sure ;)
  19. arose11


    Sep 30, 2002
    Kalamazoo, MI
    :D HAHA now THAT is funny!
  20. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

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