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crappiest joke ever

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Pharmecopia, Aug 15, 2002.


  1. yeah, i vomited

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. no...you still suck though

    5 vote(s)
    62.5%
  3. pork and beans...yum

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%
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  1. Pharmecopia

    Pharmecopia

    Jul 31, 2002
    how do you get a guitarist to wake up?












    pay for the pizza.



    AHAHAHAHAHAHA I CRACK MYSELF UP.











    woo? :rolleyes: :confused:
     
  2. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    yep
     
  3. Punk_311

    Punk_311 Guest

    Aug 4, 2001
    Electric Ladyland
    :( :rolleyes: bad joke

    n00b
     
  4. Listen

    Listen

    May 19, 2002
    the funniest part is how you change "guitarist" to drummer or any other person.
     
  5. Pharmecopia

    Pharmecopia

    Jul 31, 2002
    common pork and beans!!
     
  6. lo-end

    lo-end

    Jun 15, 2001
    PA
    No. Die.
     
  7. Points for joke as awarded by the joke police:

    1

    Simply because it involved a guitarist.

    Have a nice day.

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  8. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    I'd rather eat my own liver than read that joke again.
     
  9. mans0n

    mans0n

    Jun 15, 2002
    i dont get it ;-x
     
  10. Even though it said guitarist i wouldn't give it a one, lol the best guitarist joke ever has to
    How do you make a guitarist shutup?
    Put sheet music in front him.
    You may have already heard this but it is rather hilarious.
     
  11. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    ok, thread reported by thread starter... he got your messages, he says he will never do it again.

    have a nice day!

    :)
     



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