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Craziest looking bass you've seen

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by waytoodeep03, Mar 23, 2005.

  1. This would be one right here. How would look walking in a church with this bass?

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  3. bassthumpa


    Aug 31, 2004
    Austin, TX
    LOL, no kidding! Besides, I'd be afraid to touch that thing in public... every time you step outside with it, every law enforcement agency and anti-terrorism unit in the state shows up gives you a beatdown. No thanks!
  4. Dincrest


    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
  5. Joe Martin

    Joe Martin

    Mar 23, 2005
    Frederick, MD
    Quite possibly the most awesome body shape and paintjob I have ever seen. So sexy. :bassist:


    (yes I did steal that from Jorg's NAMM pics :p )
  6. It SHOULD come w/bandaids. And a blindfold.
  7. boo


    Oct 12, 2002
    :meh: :meh: :meh: :meh:

  8. bassthumpa


    Aug 31, 2004
    Austin, TX
    OMG, that's sick... not to mention that its potentially not-safe-for-work viewing.
  9. form52


    Mar 17, 2005



    Both seem a little odd looking to me.
    From what I've heard though they are supposed to be the best sounding bass you've ever heard.

    If anyone has one let us in on some details.
  10. This is the Charlton Heston's Machine Bass.
  11. MichaelScott


    Jul 27, 2004
    Moorpark CA
    There was a picture in an old Spalted maple thread of an amazing bass that had a yellow finish with red highlights over the spalt. It was crazy.
  12. hippiesandwich


    Aug 29, 2003
    San Jose
    Affiliated with Looperlative Audio Products
    NOT mine either :p
  13. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process...

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    No one's mentioned John Turner's Beast of a double 7 string...

    Gorgeous Axe.. *L* just... wow... odd...
  14. :p :p :p
  15. Wow, generally a lot of bad ideas, the ritter is nice at least.
  16. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
    I hate to be a prude, but that erection bass should be edited out. I would hate to be surfing Talkbass on downtime at work and the internet supervisors check in and see I was checking out an ejaculating phallus. :oops:
  17. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    It should probably be turned into a link so each user could click on it if they so desire. But, wouldn't you get in trouble anyway for surfing here during work hours even if you weren't checking out fuzzy basses with balls?
  18. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
    Being in academia, I have more freedom to look for things than most people at work. Often things that seem irrelevant pertain to areas of research and study. That being said, the university does have a general "no porn" policy.
  19. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001

    Please edit / remove that pic.