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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Indiana Mike, Aug 8, 2012.


  1. Indiana Mike

    Indiana Mike

    Nov 18, 2005
    Ahhhhh...long hot day at work...come home ,lift weights ...shower...eat dinner ...two beers ... Watching the XXX olympics ,the XXX still makes me giggle when see it ...

    Decide to make me a bagel with peanut butter and a big glass of milk to wash it all down...

    A moth lands in my milk and I can't drink it ,,, get up and pour it out ,get a new glass and when I get back my dog has eaten my bagel ...

    so now it's a moon pie , a peanut butter one...
     
  2. Living the dream man living the dream.
     
  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    This belongs in the first world problems thread.

    -Mike
     
  4. yeah...this reminds me of Martin Mull's "Blues for White People"...


    well, I woke up this mawnin, saw both cars were gone
    said I woke up this mawnin, saw both cars were gone
    you know i felt so low down....i threw my drink across the lawn.

    davesignatureII-1.
     
  5. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Had you just picked the moth out of the milk, and kept on going, you would've been fine.

    It wasn't a FLY, for God's sake!
     
  6. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    Yes. The magic powder from moth wings also puts lead in yer pencil.

    Oh well, enjoy yer moonpie, Flaccid-o Domingo... ;)

    (that's a joke, btw...)
     
  7. Staccato

    Staccato Low End Advocate

    Aug 14, 2009
    Alabama
    Ah, the joys of little varmits. We have got most of the gnats that showed up-like they were in season.

    Cover that plate, or glass...a gnat is coming in for a landing!
     
  8. Cow milk is great for making a calf put on 600 lbs in 6 months
     
  9. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I was making a spinach & grilled pear salad, but I forgot that I had put the pears on the grill, and the burnt.

    So I had to use fresh pears instead. :atoz:
     
  10. Yerf Dog

    Yerf Dog

    Jun 29, 2009
    Carol Stream, IL
    Milk Moth.
     
  11. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Mothman milk?

    35cc3s.
     
  12. RED J

    RED J Lol

    Jan 23, 2000
    The dog and the moth have good taste. sadly, at your expense.
     
  13. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    mothra-9.
     
  14. I found a $5 bill this morning. I can't believe it wasn't a 20. :atoz:
     
  15. Unprofessional

    Unprofessional

    Mar 5, 2012
    Dude. Five second rule. As long as you fish the moth out of there within five seconds, you're good to go. Helps counter the effects of the Hygiene Hypothesis.
     
  16. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    teenage-mutant-ninja-dog.
     
  17. Smart dog.
     
  18. malthumb

    malthumb

    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    I'm calling PETA
     
  19. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Smart Dogs
    smartdogs.
     
  20. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    Good idea. We need some naked chicks that are into body paint!
     

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