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Dead people are dumb.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jan 25, 2006.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Seriously...

    Some turd is working on a TV device for your head stone so that when someone visits your grave, you can have a message waiting for them.

    Seriously now... thats creepy. zuh?
     
  2. Snarf

    Snarf

    Jan 23, 2005
    New York, NY
    I think that's pretty rad, actually.
     
  3. i had a similar idea for that too...it was going to be a speaker that plays a clip of my yelling "help! let me out!" at random times of the day (and night).
     
  4. They're deaf also.
     
  5. arbitrary

    arbitrary Supporting Member

    Oct 24, 2005
    Boston, MA
    Lets get them some hearing aids, teach them Braile and sign language while we're at it...
     
  6. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    that's pretty messed up.
     
  7. 1up_SVT

    1up_SVT

    Jan 15, 2006
    There was a similar thing in a billy connely joke, but his was going to be hidden speakers that were set of by a pressure pad, and went "Ahhhhh yer standing on ma baws!"
     
  8. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    I like that! :cool:
     
  9. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    I know people who like to leave small rocks on top of the headstone every visit.
     
  10. I want a headstone that says... "If you can read this, you're standing on my face"
     
  11. The best i heard of was Spike Milligans - "I told you i was ill"
     
  12. Volk

    Volk

    Dec 18, 2005
    South Jersey
    If I'm not mistaken that's a Jewish tradition or some such...I know when I visit my grandfather (buried in a Jewish cemetery) there are rocks on tons of the graves.
     
  13. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    Yup.

    Those rocks represent prayers for the dead.