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Dear God, NO!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jun 24, 2003.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I was doing the laundry, and I grab a shirt to throw it into the dryer, and guess what falls out of the shirt?

    A red thong, and it was a size that it would only fit my little sister.

    She is only 13! She does not have a boyfriend, nor does she hang out with any guys. What does she need a thong for?

    This means that when she goes places, it might be visible and she might start getting looks, which means I will have to start kicking some butts.

    My little sister is growing up and I cannot handle it. I mean, this is the little girl that would cry and cry when she was a baby, and I would get in her crib and lay down with her so that she would stop crying.

    This is way to much for me to handle...

    :bawl:
     
  2. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    what exactly is the significance of a thong on a girl (except that she likes to floss her butt)?
     
  3. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    That sucks. Well Mike, at least she's not pregnant. It's happened to younger girls.

    Consider yourself lucky.

    Everyone grows up. Don't interfere in it, but be there when she needs it.
     
  4. That sucks......I remeber from a Steven King book, that some character thought it was a scary day when your sister is wearing tight white shirts and looking into a mirror to see if her boobs are getting bigger. Now that I think of it, it was in Christine.
     
  5. jawzzz

    jawzzz

    May 23, 2003
    Denver Colorado
    I went through the same thing with my sister. You have to let her grow up and don't interfere too much. Be thankful you don't have to deal with having two daughters.:eek:
     
  6. Danny R.

    Danny R. Supporting Member

    Dood me thinks your sister's hot :ninja:
     
  7. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    psst, TBG, I know, I'm the one who gave her the thong :ninja:



    :smug:













    hehe j/k Mike. Like I said, let her grow, give her room. But be there as the big bro when she needs it. She'll love you more if you do that than if you screw with her life.
     
  8. she's 13? is she single? hey, i've have long distance relationships before... :ninja:
     
  9. Danny R.

    Danny R. Supporting Member

    Are you serious Señor mod.? we are talking about Mike money's sister here :confused:







    aah, to be young and desperate again
     
  10. ARA punk

    ARA punk

    Jul 11, 2001
    USA, Shelby, NC
    lol. I have a sister who is fourteen and i couldn't care less what she did. I'm not the only one am I?
     
  11. to tell the truth, i accuatly have a girl thats showing interest in me. we're gonna see a movie together this week... anyway, sorry to hijack the thread
     
  12. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    dude....thongs don't mean anything...

    this is this girl in my neighborhood...

    had sex 8 times....with 8 different guys...

    doesn't wear thongs....so thongs don't mean anything...

    the better question you should ask yourself (and maybe her) is where/how is she getting them

    ...

    well maybe my story doesn't matter...cuz the girl im talking about is 10...so i don't think they make thongs that small...

    do they?

    mike, don't worry about it
     
  13. Dude...can I get some pics of your sis?;)

    Just kidding...


    But girls are feminime and fashion crazy,and the "hip" thing is thongs right now...so,girls will be girls.

    Just be lucky you didn't find something else in the laundry!:eek:



    -Jon:oops:
     
  14. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    g-string?;)
     
  15. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    She gets them from my good Christian aunt who does not usually support such lasvicious items.

    She is doing the boob thing too... this is scary.
     
  16. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Just wait until it's your daughter. If you ever have a daughter.

    I have NO IDEA how I may handle it. If/when it happens.
     
  17. mark beem

    mark beem Gold Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2001
    New Hope, Alabama
    ..............


    Doode.. you REALLY have a lot of spare time on your hands dont you...

    :meh:
     
  18. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    condom?
     
  19. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    they should be properly disposed of after....

    not still attached to the womans thong lol
     
  20. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Now, I know I couldn't be the only one who thought odd things of our friend Mr. Money when he


    I thought his thong shrunk in the wash. :p