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Dear Talkbass, whats with my nipple?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by santucci218, Apr 10, 2010.

  1. santucci218


    Jan 26, 2007
    So i"m in the shower just the other day, doing who knows what, and I realize that my left nipple is surrounded by some manly looking black hairs. "Way to go Paul," I thought to myself. Then I gandered over at me right nipple...NOTHING. I feel slightly awkward going swimming with sexy ladies this summer knowing full well that my one nipple isnt as manly as the other. Is this bad nutrition? Should I shave around my left nipple?

    What would you do.
  2. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    I would get a nipple wig for the right one.

    Fortuned I am, blessed with a fine man forest upon my chest.
  3. santucci218


    Jan 26, 2007
    Can you link me to said wig?
  4. Jazz Ad

    Jazz Ad Mi la ré sol Supporting Member

    Or a nipple waxing for the left one.
  5. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    Your local wig maker should be able to cater to your needs.
  6. Just get one of those Janet Jackson nipple shileds.

  7. DudeistMonk


    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    All the hair on my body grew in uneven, it'll even out eventually, might take a year or so though. Till then there is always the razor or the tweasers(sp?).

    What would a nipple wig be called? A Nirkin? A Nioupe?
  8. a wig is up top... a merkin is south of the border... what to call a nipple wig...

    EDIT: nice typing/thinking skills dudeist. you win.
  9. Shave it. I shave my whole chest (it's tattooed) and have shaved my nipples since high school because it was where the only few hairs grew.
  10. santucci218


    Jan 26, 2007
    I fear the power of my Mach IV razor will take my nipple clean off if im not careful.
  11. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    Wax it, but only if you're going to video it.
  12. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    No pics, no hairy nipple.
  13. Happynoj


    Dec 5, 2006
    I like turtles.

    EDIT: Just to clarify, the +1 was to indicate that I also have a fine man forest, rather than agreeing that Mr Reaver has a fine man forest. Although there were a number of pictures posted in that other thread, so it could be taken both ways...
  14. XtreO


    Jan 2, 2008
    How about gluing hair from another department around your bald nipple?
  15. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    Mark Wilson: Nipple Voyeur
  16. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Were going to need both for evidence of awkward nipples though.
  17. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Staff Member

    Mar 13, 2008
    Seattle Washington
    Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups
    I shave a lot.........Places most folks don't.
    You don't want to shave that nipple with a straight razor, it'll itch like a ************!
    The only cure would be some Cortizone creme, try trimming it with the beard attachment on your electric razor, much easier and no itching :)
  18. Tommygunn


    Nov 8, 2008
    Houston, Tx
    Not as bad as me... for the longest time I had a forest of hairs under one arm and only a few under the other arm. :(
  19. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
    I would pluck / tweeze each one, hair by hair. So MANLY!

    But, if you do, two hairs grow back in its place...
  20. You don't go over the nipple, you just take off the hair around it like vacuuming around a lamp.

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