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definition of guitar

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by kiwlm, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. Not sure if you guys have heard of this, not specific to bass though.

    Definition of Guitar:
    you press the top and tickles the bottom
  2. ! advark

    ! advark

    Oct 21, 2003
    According to urbandictionary.com the guitar is an istrument, which many pick up, but rarely learn to play properly :bassist:
  3. I like ardvarks, it seems that almost everyone i know has a guitar, but cant play it.
  4. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    A guitar is like a woman. If you stroke it just right you'll hear something sweet. But if you don't play it right, you'll get an earful!
  5. After learning Basses, it seems that the definition of bass can be the follow:

    you press the top, and slap the bottom (ouch!)

    :D :eek: :D
  6. I think the definition of guitar should be "sex-toy"... why else would d!cks and wankers always being using them.?

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