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Dick Clark!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Sinker, Jan 1, 2003.

  1. Sinker


    Dec 4, 2002
    Newark, DE USofA
    Last night, my brother-in-law said "MAN Dick Clark looks great. I hope I look that good when I'm his age!"

    To which I replied, "You're only 34 and you don't look that good. What miracle do you suppose is going to make you better looking in 35 years?"

  2. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Who's Dick Clark?
  3. Hey - isnt Dick Clark the Dad of Stanley?
  4. Dick Clark is a robot.. just thnk about it...
  5. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    he isn't a robot, he died years ago... they just filmed like 50 years of NYE shindigs... they pulled an old one last night, they had to colorise him
  6. superfreak

    superfreak Unregistered

    Aug 18, 2002
    Clarksville, TN
    It's all a conspiracy. He is just rubbing it womans faces, that men grow old gracefully...What the F*** ever!...And just like Freaky stated...He probably is a robot...1000 years from now, there he will be smiling and wishing us a Happy New Year.
  7. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Supporting Member

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Sooner or later that supply of baby penguin spinal fluid is going to run out.

    That's all I've got to say about it.
  8. RobZon5


    Feb 12, 2001
    Bartlett, TN
    So THAT's what happend to the door stop!
  9. incognito89x

    incognito89x ♪♫♪ ♪ ♪ ♫&#983

    Sep 22, 2002
    Royal Oak, Michigan
    It's like the first episode of futurama LD

    Hi, I'm Dick Clark's head! And this is New Years Rockin' Eve 3000!

  10. Dick Clark is so old that in a previous life he was Dick Clark.


    Rock on
  11. Dick Clark has an oil portrait of himself hidden away in his basement and if you looked at it, you'd see that the figure in it looks about 300 years old.

    He's made a pact with Beelzebub I tell you! :eek:

    His real name is Dorian Clark. :D

    Tell us, Was it worth it Dicky boy?

  12. Max

    Max Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    I heard an interview where he attributed his youthfulness to having lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex.

    I don't have anything witty to add to that. Maybe you guys can come up with something.
  13. Maybe that's whats wrong with kirbywrx's fingers?

    What's up with kirbywrx's fingers?
  14. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I think Dick Clark's likeness was purchased by Disney. Let's look at the facts:

    1) Dick Clark is way to old to look like that.
    2) Disney will eventually own everything.
    3) Disney is really good with animatronics.

    Pretty much speaks for itself, I think.....;)
  15. Here ya go, JMX. He was the host of the Show American Bandstand which had the pop artists of the day on it and played hit records that the teenage audience would dance to . I forget how long it was on the air, but it was a LONG time.


    This guy's appearance hasn't changed in about 40 years - seriously. Personally I think he's a vampire! :eek:

    Mike :D
  16. BigBohn


    Sep 29, 2001
    WPB, Florida
    Yeah, haha, yeah, well Dick Clark, you know, Dick Clark is so old, well, he owes Moses a buck and fifty cents. Hahahhha, hahaa.

    :rolleyes: Lame.