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Did he even look at this before posting?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by TL23NC, May 17, 2018.


  1. TL23NC

    TL23NC

    May 22, 2015
    Raleigh NC
    I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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    Last edited: May 17, 2018
  2. Grumry

    Grumry

    Jul 6, 2016
    Nashville
    Just an inch further down and you wouldn't be able to post it!
     
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  3. TL23NC

    TL23NC

    May 22, 2015
    Raleigh NC
    No kidding! I just was editing my post to say that...
     
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  4. No! Spot the single man :vomit:
     
  5. JRA

    JRA my words = my opinion Supporting Member

    i wonder if it's fretless?
     
  6. Crusher47

    Crusher47 Tattoo'ed Freak Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2014
    Fort Worth, TX
    At least you know it won't have buckle rash
     
  7. Wood and Wire

    Wood and Wire

    Jul 15, 2017
    Never mind the fact that he no doubt played the instrument, in that state of undress, I'm thinking this photo is less about selling an instrument, than it is bragging he apparently had a threesome with two guitars.

    Hopefully he includes some belly button lint with the sale.
     
  8. Wicked G

    Wicked G

    Jan 19, 2017
    Far West Texas
    Now why would anyone want that ugly mural on their bass? :vomit:
     
  9. BlueShox

    BlueShox Registered Turtle Supporting Member

    Jul 14, 2007
    Lexington, SC
    This is by far the cleanest Afinity P I've ever seen.
     
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  10. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man Gold Supporting Member

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Obviously a thinly veiled attempt to pick up women.
     
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  11. corndog

    corndog

    Jul 20, 2012
    Ontario, Canada
    You couldn't pay me to touch that bass.
     
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  12. MD

    MD

    Nov 7, 2000
    Marin Co. CA.
    Kind of hard to stomach.
    However, I did get a good belly laugh.
     
  13. lz4005

    lz4005

    Oct 22, 2013
    There used to be a blog that was nothing but ebay and other auction site listings where you could see naked people reflected in the items. There were hundreds of them. Probably thousands by now.
     
  14. GIBrat51

    GIBrat51 Innocent as the day is long Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2013
    Lost Wages, Nevada
    Well, thanks ever so much for that. Now I have another abdominal abomination seared into my optic nerves forever...:bawl:
     
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  15. JGbassman

    JGbassman Supporting Member

    May 31, 2011
    Cedar Rapids Iowa
    I bet that bass(ist) has a fat bottom end.
     
  16. 7dollarbologna

    7dollarbologna Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2014
    Downtown Albuquerque
    Desert Eccentric
    I love how everybody's proud of their Squire until is time to sell.
     
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  17. red_rhino

    red_rhino Gold Supporting Member

    Well, it probably has some kind of rash.
     
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  18. Jim Kernan

    Jim Kernan

    Sep 25, 2008
    NEPA
    Just glad I wasn't taking a drink when I opened this.
     
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  19. Raw N Low

    Raw N Low If I can't hear it, hopefully I'll feel it Supporting Member

    Jul 16, 2009
    Denver, Colorado
    Taking all bets!

    I wager that bass stays posted for more than 90 days!
     
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  20. HarveyRobertson

    HarveyRobertson

    Apr 3, 2018
    OMG!!!!