So I'm really struggling with this one. Is this for real? I'm reading it that you as an adult took over the pitcher's mound at a little kid's baseball game and overwhelmed a bunch of little kid batters?(!) What am I misunderstanding in this whole concept? And if this is for real, why didn't one of the parents of the opposing team beat you senseless? I think there's more ( or less ) to this story than you have told. Either that or you are John Candy alive and well!