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DigMe's weekly 'The Onion' highlights

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Feb 25, 2003.

  1. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    For those of you who are too lazy to go look at it yourself - here are some highlights from this week's issue:

    "Report: Al-Qaeda
    May Be Developing
    'Dirty Soldier'"


    Iraqi Homeowner To Wait A While
    Before Re-Shingling Roof

    BAGHDAD—Homeowner Aftab Shamoun, 34, announced Monday that he will likely wait "just a little while" before moving ahead with plans to re-shingle the roof of his Baghdad home. "Now may not be the best time to put on those nice new ceramic shingles," said Shamoun, whose roof was damaged in a wind storm last November. "Heck, I've been putting it off for so long, a few more months won't hurt." Despite putting the shingling project on the back burner, Shamoun said he plans to spend next weekend insulating his front windows with energy-efficient plywood boards.

    The End

    brad cook
  2. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    I've heard that property values in and around Baghdad are on the rise. It's speculation on the near future. But I've read it in the press more than 3 times in the last 2 weeks.

    Property Speculators?....................