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Do Pretty Girls Fart?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by disenchant, Aug 20, 2007.

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  1. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
  2. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    I have two very pretty daughters - I KNOW the trooooooth!!
  3. Horny Toad

    Horny Toad Guest

    Mar 4, 2005
    You tell us. :D
  4. Like pabst drinkin' sailors.
  5. That was a classic!!
  6. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    I have been priviledged to two beautiful women belching fiercely and with vengeance after chugging beer at a mexican restaurant. It was HAWT.
  7. WalterBush


    Feb 27, 2005
    Yuma, Az
    Full disclosure, I'm a certified Fender technician working in a music store that carries Fender, Yamaha, and Ibanez products among others.
    No. Pretty girls poot talcum powder. If my nose tells me different, it must have been me, and I just didn't notice.
  8. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
  9. Fender32


    Jun 23, 2005
    Kent, England
    So, this conclusively proves that not only do they fart like troopers, but they also lie like cheap rugs (i.e. badly).

  10. tycobb73


    Jul 23, 2006
    Grand Rapids MI
    Why, did you fart?
  11. FrigginChris


    Feb 6, 2006
    well the do, but it smells like lavender

    and for the record they don't poop, they just make pink soap.

    I'm comfortable in my delusion
  12. txbasschik


    Nov 11, 2005
    Leander, Texas
    As a Pretty Girl, do you really need to ask that question? ;)

    Of course we fart! :p

    The very first time we took our little girl to church, she was just a baby. A beautiful, pink baby girl. (She's still very pretty.) The hymn's had been sung, the offering collected, and it was time for the sermon. The church was quiet...the pastor took the pulpit...

    And my sweet, beautiful baby girl let a fart that would make a truck-driver blush!!! Big, loud, long raspberry of a fart. Everyone in church looked at us.

    Her nickname, ever since, has been Amy Boombotz. She lives up to the name. I really need to get her to learn to stifle, before she starts dating :rollno:

    Cherie :D
  13. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    "Honey, we need to have a talk... a big one..."

    "It's okay mom, I already know about sex."

    "No, I mean you fart like a truck driver. You need to work on that."
  14. txbasschik


    Nov 11, 2005
    Leander, Texas
    LOL...yeah, we've already begun negotiations.

    Now, if her father wouldn't laugh every time she does it and encourage her, we *might* be able to get her a prom date in about eight years! :D

    Cherie :rollno:
  15. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    I don't fart, but I sure do step on a lot of stinky bullfrogs :D
  16. IAmTheDood

    IAmTheDood Shake and Bake

    Dec 15, 2006
    Waterford, MI
    my ex wife farted .. all the time.

  17. You sure they're not barking spiders?

  18. txbasschik


    Nov 11, 2005
    Leander, Texas
    No, no...those are ducks you're stepping on!

    When someone in the house lets one, my husband says..."What happened? Didya step on a duck?"

    Cherie :D
  19. The first time I met my wife's family was on Thanksgiving day. The whole family was gathering in the dining room. My now brother in law walked up behind my wife who was already seated at the table and pretty much farted right on the back of her head. She turned around, called him an f'ing PIG and tried to poke him with her fork :eek: Everyone had a good laugh. After that, I really didn't worry about having to be on my best behaviour. :rollno: She grew up with two older brothers that still like to pick on her :p
  20. One of our Parrots is starting to say that. She mimicks fart noises as well as the Aflac duck :D

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