Christmas is slowly approaching (Thanksgiving first for you Americans) and I wanted to know if you know of any products on the market that have these features all in one (respectively): Bass-friendly blended instrument/microphone preamp with low gain drive, FX insert, and active DI: blendable dual-pre (fast ss/tube(y)) opto/high sustain comp pre-loop, switchable pre/post tweakable soft clipping drive 7 band Parametric EQ (2 band low, 3 band mid, and 2 band treble) Switchable input VU to monitor drive and comp Switchable Output VU for Preamp and limiter +4/-20 (?) switchable, bypassable fx loop, post-loop output limiter w. threshold control input switching/level control for 3 (or more) instruments (mono bass, dual output bass (w. phase toggle for mono/piezo w. seperate outs) and keys/guitar/violin/banjo/mando/etc.)? +++++ Rhythm and Step Sequenced opto Tap Modulation (trem/wah/vibe.phase) with chorus/flange and sidechain trigger: touch sensitive ramping rate variable and shiftable waveform (sine/snake)/(triangle/sawtooth)/(square/rectangle) crossed-over or Parallel blend: Envelope following, ramp rated, or static with chorus/flanger in series or in blend Housed in Wah/Rocker with manual sweep, high/low/wide, and wave shift expression control modes There isn't to my knowledge a product on the market with a touch sensitive rate control like the old Roland Phase Five. If there was a tap tempo mod/rotary effect like with a sawtooth low pass filter like this I think it would be undeniably amazing If you are a builder and incorporate these ideas into a pedal, I'd like to have a crack at playing it, and most likely owning one. I hope they're on the market...Let me know if you know that they are. I'm in no rush to buy more gear.