Do you fart a lot when you play?

[dbase]

I know this is a crass immature sophomoric subject for a mature gentleman like myself but, I've noticed lately that I get gas when I start playing. Is it nerves? I usually stand next to the drummer so he gets the blame, but lately it's been getting pretty toxic on stage. Does this happen to you?

 

[turbo2256b]

If i did it might empty the venue

 

[el murdoque]

When I get nervous because of a gig, my intestines are capable of all kinds of things. A good remedy for me is making sure that I eat properly about 1h before the gig. When I'm nervous I don't feel hungry, so I tend to forget about that.

 

[Stumbo]

GasX is your friend.

 

[growlypants]

I never fart.

 

[dreamadream99]

I never fart.

I don't trust anyone who never farts. Clearly, they are hiding something.

 

[charlie monroe]

I don't trust anyone who never farts. Clearly, they are hiding something.

Especially someone named GrowlyPants that never farts

 

[Perrygoround]

It depends on what I had for lunch that day

 

[Spidey2112]

I haven't farted since the Great 'O' Ring Collapse of '07...

 

[Dale Griffith]

OK. That's it. We've completely run out of topics on TB!

 

[eJake]

Everyone loves the way my farts smell!!!

 

[Eric Swaim]

Pretty crued, crude, crud, crappy subject

 

[Vanceman]

I don't fart on stage, just everywhere else.

 

[Leaux-b]

This thread stinks.

 

[mikeyjm2]

I usually stand next to the drummer so he gets the blame

That's pretty cool actually. Instead of firing the drummer as we always recommend you fire at the drummer and then let him take the blame. Brilliant!

 

[ThudThudThud]

No, but I sweat like a very sweaty thing. Every time.

 

[SLO Surfer]

Depends on what I ate.

 

[Chili Bo Billy]

The lead singer... usually full of hot air anyway.

 

[Stumbo]

Pretty crued my friends, pretty crued.

I agree, very crued, indeed. Mostly crud, though.

Also, getting a whiff of your lower intestine is something I can go a lifetime without.

 

[Coolhandjjl]

Anxiarrhea over here.