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Do you fart a lot when you play?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by dbase, Dec 15, 2017.

  1. dbase

    dbase Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2008
    South Jersey, USA..
    I know this is a crass immature sophomoric subject for a mature gentleman like myself but, I've noticed lately that I get gas when I start playing. Is it nerves? I usually stand next to the drummer so he gets the blame, but lately it's been getting pretty toxic on stage. Does this happen to you? ;)
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2018
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  2. turbo2256b


    Jan 4, 2011
    If i did it might empty the venue
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  3. el murdoque

    el murdoque

    Mar 10, 2013
    When I get nervous because of a gig, my intestines are capable of all kinds of things. A good remedy for me is making sure that I eat properly about 1h before the gig. When I'm nervous I don't feel hungry, so I tend to forget about that.
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  4. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    Song Surgeon slow downer. https://tinyurl.com/y5dcuqjg
    :poop:GasX is your friend.:poop:
  5. growlypants


    Nov 10, 2012
    I never fart. ;)
  6. I don’t trust anyone who never farts. Clearly, they are hiding something.
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  7. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    Especially someone named GrowlyPants that never farts :D
  8. Perrygoround


    Jun 27, 2016
    It depends on what I had for lunch that day :p
  9. Spidey2112


    Aug 3, 2016
    I haven't farted since the Great 'O' Ring Collapse of '07...
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  10. Dale Griffith

    Dale Griffith

    Jun 6, 2016
    OK. That's it. We've completely run out of topics on TB!
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  11. eJake


    May 22, 2011
    New Orleans
    Everyone loves the way my farts smell!!!
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  12. Eric Swaim

    Eric Swaim GOD, U.S. MIlitary, Country Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2004
    Murfreesboro, TN
    Pretty crued, crude, crud, crappy subject
    Last edited: Dec 15, 2017
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  13. Vanceman


    Feb 14, 2007
    So. Cal.
    I don't fart on stage, just everywhere else.
  14. Leaux-b

    Leaux-b Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2011
    This thread stinks.
  15. mikeyjm2

    mikeyjm2 Keepin' it simple.

    Dec 31, 2014
    Houston, TX
    That's pretty cool actually. Instead of firing the drummer as we always recommend you fire at the drummer and then let him take the blame. Brilliant!
  16. ThudThudThud


    Jun 4, 2010
    No, but I sweat like a very sweaty thing. Every time.
  17. Depends on what I ate.
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  18. The lead singer... usually full of hot air anyway.
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  19. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    Song Surgeon slow downer. https://tinyurl.com/y5dcuqjg
    I agree, very crued, indeed. Mostly crud, though.

    Also, getting a whiff of your lower intestine is something I can go a lifetime without. :poop:
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  20. Coolhandjjl

    Coolhandjjl Supporting Member

    Oct 13, 2010
    Anxiarrhea over here.:smug:

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