Do you have a butler? valet? major domo?

nope.

 

Yes







My wife



"Ahh, what, Dear? I'll be right there!!"


Gotta go...

 

Nope. Can't imagine to many TB's with butlers. I bet even Victor doesn't have one.

 

Sure. Me.

I'm the butler, the cook, the driver, the clothes-washer, the dish-washer, the diaper-changer, the kid-bather, the tear-dryer, the nightmare-stopper, the teacher, the referee, the enforcer, the punisher, the tickler, the piggy-back-ride-giver, the messenger, the tutor...just a dad.

 

I am not in the income level you normally associate with butlers, but I have tried to hire my brother in law several times at a decent rate. I guess he found it demeaning, but my wife and I don't have a lot of time for some things and can afford to pay him more than he currently makes. I gave up about a year ago.

 

I am a butler.

 

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What is the going rate and what is normally included? Example: is it expected that you will be provided a place to stay?

 

I had an aunt and uncle when i was young who had a butler. But I personally have never been butled.

 

Not yet

 

I wouldn't be able to abide by it. My privacy is very important to me, I only leave people in my apartment alone (without me) if I trust them very, very much. The only two people that have stayed here when I wasn't are my girlfriend (of almost 10 months) and a close friend of 4+ years.

 

I fired mine for sneaking my booze and cigars. I have a guy that does my landscaping. That's all I need. A butler would drive me crazy. I have two teenagers that are "somewhat" helpful

 

Does a factotum count?

Kato may have been the Green Hornet's driver, but he also worked for the Pink Panther. (Maybe for Red Grange and Blue Mitchell, too.) And he had his own institute.

 

I wish.

 

Technically he worked for Inspector Clouseau, not the Pink Panther, although the way he regularly attacked the Inspector it's an easy mistake to make. And he was living in OJ's house at the time of the murder.

 

Does your dog bite?

 

"I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher,
I've been to school
And baby I've been the teacher..."

 

+1. I get defensive enough when people ask to see my phone and then start going through my texts and stuff. I don't understand butlers... PAYING someone to violate your privacy!?