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Do you wish you came with an off button ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Mar 12, 2008.


  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Do you wish you came with an off button ? I remember when I was in the Seminary I frequently prayed for an off button when I was crawling the walls with sexual tension but sure enough the off buton was never to be found. I think an off buton for Humans could be a helpful addition to the hardware.
     
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I'd like one for my wife.
     
  3. Yes, but olny if I was the only one who could use mine.
     
  4. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    Kids need an "off" button.
     
  5. c_joseph_lier

    c_joseph_lier

    Aug 7, 2007
    On, Off, Mute, Fast Forward and rewind ... you can figure out a few applicates for all ... 1 wife, 3 kids, crap job ... LOL
     
  6. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Isint that the truth ! :D
     
  7. It's called the TV. Just don't overuse it.:)
     
  8. Jonyak

    Jonyak

    Oct 2, 2007
    Ottawa, Ont
    I'd like an "on" button for mine.:atoz:
     
  9. Just a fast-forward, so I wouldn't have to sit through work.
     
  10. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    That is perhaps the single most appropriate use of the atoz yet.
     
  11. mjolnir

    mjolnir Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta

    Jun 15, 2006
    Houston, TX
    An off button would certainly help my sleeping habits...
     
  12. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    But if ya turned yourself off, how would ya get turned back on again?

    Mabye a standby mode?
     
  13. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    I don't need an off button... everyone else just needs to be on...
     
  14. c_joseph_lier

    c_joseph_lier

    Aug 7, 2007
    well, if we are adding buttons to everyone, why not add a SYNC button to Gitardists ...
    or a SLOW TEMPO for drummers ...
    and don't get me started on AUTO TUNE or throats in general
     
  15. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Good point. Let me customize this a little bit. I'd like my wife to come with an mute button but with an on switch.
     
  16. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    Only a Ctrl-Z. That's all I need.
     
  17. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Yeah that would be a good one too. I'm not a proud man. :scowl:
     
  18. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    controlling-remotes.
     
  19. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Heck no, and deprive women of this good animal like lovin'?!
     
  20. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    You kidding?! The Woman's Remote would be 10 times bigger, and have more buttons than NASA Headquarters.
     

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