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Dodgeball is soooo dangerous

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by LarryO, Aug 6, 2004.


  1. LarryO

    LarryO

    Apr 4, 2004
    Guess who tore his ACL playing dodgeball...... I hate telling the story, I sound so retarded :(
     
  2. ... so if you hate telling the story... why did you post? :scowl:
     
  3. Must've been one HELLUVA dodge.

    That's all you have to say

    "That wicked ball was SOOOO ownin' me, but I showed it. Unfortunately, it cost me big..."

    Followed by dramatic pause / contemplation for effect.
     
  4. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    you weren't playing dodgeball with wrenches, were you?
     
  5. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    From my experience, try varsity football........you'll love it!!!!
     
  6. LarryO

    LarryO

    Apr 4, 2004
    I played football and wrestled and never got hurt, but that was 12 years ago and now dodgeball takes out my knee. ***? It was like a cartoon....me and a guy from the other team were both running to pick up the same ball. He was faster than me so I tried to kick the ball away but my knee said, "no way dude, fall down" and I did. I hear a loud pop and notice that the floor is getting closer and closer to my face LOL.. I fell down, grabbed my knee and if that wasn't enough I feel a ball hit me in the head followed by a voice that said "you're out" LMAO............What a day :scowl:
     
  7. :confused: What do you use? screw drivers?
     
  8. ^hahaha.
     
  9. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    strictly nerf crotch rockets.
     
  10. if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
     
  11. Gotcha, my school couldn't afford those :meh:

    Needless to say we didn't play much tenis....not with the normal penalties anyways
     
  12. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    for some reason, i spliced the words "penalties" and "tenis" (sic) together in my mind.
     
  13. Hey, you're 3 days younger than me! That probably explains it well! :p

    Leigh
     
  14. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    happy birthday in a week. or whatever.