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Does Dwarf Tossing Have a Future???

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by rickbass, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

  2. God I hope not...
  3. neptoon

    neptoon Supporting Member

    Jul 25, 2000
    Melbourne, FL
    a buddy of mine had midget bowling at his bachelor party as an event...the midget was a she....and she was also a stripper. get out the whipped cream and the slip and slide. fun had by all...
  4. Did you watch Conan last night too?
  5. BigBohn


    Sep 29, 2001
    WPB, Florida
    Move over football, here comes dwarf-tossing.

    Or maybe we can just replace the ol' pigskin with a dwarf. Hmm...
  6. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    Only at gunpoint.

    That's part of my "work week."

    Did "Woody Woodpecker" have something on about it, Spank???
  7. ZOOOOMMM right over my head with that one...
  8. rickbass

    rickbass Supporting Member

    What I was saying (rather obtusely, I guess...sorry about that) was -

    - I didn't know the subject came up on his show because I never see him. I'd only watch "Woody Woodpecker,"...I mean Conan....with a gun to my head.
    - Fridays are always one of the gig nights, (unless I give up eating), so I usually get home around the time I'm posting this (if the gig wasn't on the road).
  9. There was an article in a amateur porn mag here on Dwarf Tossing. It was a "sport" or a pub sport here until it was outlawed. The dwarves are outraged because they liked to be chucked across pubs.



    Whacky aussies.
  10. Honestly, if dwarves wanna be tossed, let them be tossed.

    I'd be fun to watch anyway
  11. I have consigned the title of this thread to a time capsule, so that in no period in history will the human race ever be without the knowledge that at least once, somebody inquired about the future of dwarf-tossing.

    My satisfaction is complete.
  12. jazzbo


    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    Does this thread have a future?
  13. God I hope not...

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