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Don't you hate it when you don't speak to your ex for ages...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by f'nar f'nar, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. then it turns out that in that time they've gotten a thousand times hotter than when you were with them? It grinds my gears!
  2. I must admit, things turned out pretty well for me.

    Broke up after just over 2 years of being together, less than a month later she wants to be special friends.

    1 for me :)

    If you see her later and she's looking hotter, all you need to do is be seen by her, with an even hotter chick, grind her gears ;)
  3. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Never happened to me.
  4. peterbright


    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    The second time is worse...be careful.
  5. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    Mine just tend get pregnant after I go away.

    And not by me.

  6. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
  7. yea, but if you don't do skanks, it really doesn't matter how much "hotter" they have gotten since they were with you, does it?
  8. Valerus


    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
    *wipes brow*
  9. Fetzu


    Sep 6, 2007
    Tampa, Florida
    Mine was just the opposite. I saw a significant ex-girlfriend around Christmas that I hadn't seen in 8 years or something. Some people do not age well at all.
  10. TrooperFarva


    Nov 25, 2004
    New City, NY
  11. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    my ex wife continues to get fatter and fatter each month.. she's catching up with Jive1..

    fat bish
  12. msquared


    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    It used to grind my gears until I heard one of the most important pieces of advice a man can learn: "No matter how hot she is, there is some guy out there who is sick of putting up with her sh**."
  13. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    Saw my Ex a while ago. She BALLOONED. She changed her drinking habits from vodka, to Pabst Blue Ribbon. She's now quite the plumpy and sloppy gal. Oh well... no longer my problem!
  14. Scarlet Fire

    Scarlet Fire

    Mar 31, 2007
    New England
    You know what I REALLY hate?

    When my ex got smokin' hot, started flirting with me like mad, and then refused to hook up with me.

    Well played, hot ex-girlfriend. Well played.
  15. disenchant

    disenchant You can't plagiarize yourself.

    Aug 9, 2006
    Elgin, IL
    LMAO!! :D
  16. bluestarbass


    Jul 31, 2007
    Talked to an ex the other day, smoking hot before. She actually did porn. We didnt break up on bad terms or anything. Found out shes had a kid and very unhappily married. I wanted to feel good cuz im in a better situation now, but i just felt really bad for her.
  17. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
  18. same here both my exes have blown up like beached whales....I'm the one that got hotter...lol
  19. Armueller2001


    Sep 19, 2006
    Dallas, TX

    So I'm at the grocery store back home my sophomore year of college, haven't seen this chick in like 2 years, wow talk about a whale! She was smokin in high school, she probably gained 25-30 lbs. Anyway, the whole time I'm in college I'm working out all the time and pretty much made myself look a whole lot better, in the middle of the conversation shes like "Wow you're looking good" and I was like "Yeah, you look... healthy" lol
  20. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    I was divorced in '02 but I still see my ex wife nearly every week because of our daughter. It seemed to me she was getting a bit "rougher" looking over the past few years even though she's only in her mid thirties and a few months ago at Christmas time she stopped by for a few minutes when I was with the family, and after she left my brother said he didn't recognize her at first and that she looked "really horrible".

    I guess I should consider myself lucky that I got to wear her out during her 20's when she still looked good and that she had the courtesy to leave on her own when she was just about used up.


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