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Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Dick Them, Oct 12, 2004.
Why is the double-bassist allowed to play solos ?
...because he´s got a big car...
Q: Why's the band have a drummer?
A: Because he has a van.
...and he can carry everybody home after the gig...
Oh, I get it!
I always thought is was for the audience to have a chance to go to the bathroom and get another drink or am I confusing that with the Drum solo joke?
Lemme outta here!!!!
I thought that horn players gave us solos because they don't want to have to play their solo on the next tune with only drums and piano accompaning them.
A pianist friend told me of a bassist in Europe somewhere whose business card read " Bassist: Has Car Does not Solo" Even if it's
apocryphal, it's a good story.